Lifestyles of the Rich and Ballin

**Churchill** · 2012-07-31 11:01

is being persian and ballin' sort of like if William Hung was banging out Jessica Biel?

**Conformity** · 2012-07-31 11:51

Originally Posted by Churchill

is being persian and ballin' sort of like if William Hung was banging out Jessica Biel?

Nah, if you are persian and have any ambition you are automatically successful

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-07-31 13:31

Yo Conformity, my friend is doing standup on Monday the 6th at the Comedy Store main stage, 8 p.m., do you liek standup?

**Linliel** · 2012-07-31 13:36

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

Bought RHCP tix for my fiancee for christmas last year at staples, but the show got postponed cause one of them got hurt or some shit so it's rescheduled for two weekends from now, but it's the same weekend as her bachelorette party

and i was like "phew, now I can sell them shits for more than i paid"

and she's like "does that mean we can buy ben harper tix at the sydney operahouse during our honeymoon?"

and i'm like "well shit i hate live music but i like ben harper alright and it's the fucking sydney operahouse so ok that'll be pretty cool"

Sydney OH is pretty awesome for live music. It's big but "intimate" feeling. I saw Tori Amos and Ben Folds there and they were amazing. Seen lots of orchestral & other stuff there too. Also went to the Star Trek movie premiere there! That was pretty cool. I was this close to Zachary Quinto, who watched the film about 3 rows in front of me. *happy sigh*

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-31 13:40

Originally Posted by Day

idk where you find such perfect gifs

**Day** · 2012-07-31 13:41

most of em in my bucket

**Arvin** · 2012-07-31 13:47

Mr bucket, put your balls in my mouth

**Day** · 2012-07-31 13:48

DO IT

**Conformity** · 2012-07-31 14:22

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

Yo Conformity, my friend is doing standup on Monday the 6th at the Comedy Store main stage, 8 p.m., do you liek standup?

I want to say i am down but I am taking out some 21 year old chick who is getting off work then coming over for sex. Not 100% certain if she will want to go out, so it is tentative to say the least if I say ok to it now negro

**Conformity** · 2012-07-31 14:22

I want some balls in my mouth

**tyven** · 2012-07-31 14:26

Originally Posted by Conformity

Nah, if you are persian and have any ambition you are automatically successful

in 29 years i am convinced that this is an iron clad rule. i have not come across a single exception. the laziest smelliest harriest camel is still sitting in a chromed out infiniti while breaking their ramadan fast with a banana. i am like HOW IS YOUR CULTURE STILL RELEVANT IN 2012 AND WHY ARE YOU ALL FLOSSING

**Conformity** · 2012-07-31 14:28

Our culture is flossing

**Ksandra** · 2012-07-31 14:57

Originally Posted by Conformity

I want to say i am down but I am taking out some 21 year old chick who is getting off work then coming over for sex. Not 100% certain if she will want to go out, so it is tentative to say the least if I say ok to it now negro

ok tyven

**Conformity** · 2012-07-31 14:59

Originally Posted by Ksandra

ok tyven

all i know how to do on this planet is to fuck bitches and get money

**Ksandra** · 2012-07-31 15:00

Originally Posted by Conformity

all i know how to do on this planet is to fuck bitches and get money and to never show up

ftfy

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-07-31 15:06

Uhh he's not tyven ok. He showed up to evo and provided us with a video of welt passed out o na coutner with a bong

**Conformity** · 2012-07-31 15:08

And welt smoking weed on stream, nobody will give me that gif

**Ksandra** · 2012-07-31 15:13

Originally Posted by Chun Liroy

Uhh he's not tyven ok. He showed up to evo and provided us with a video of welt passed out o na coutner with a bong

he was in that sentence

**Conformity** · 2012-07-31 15:18

Originally Posted by Ksandra

he was in that sentence

damn ksandra y u saltin it up so hard today. When have i ever not shown up?

**tyven** · 2012-07-31 15:22

Originally Posted by Chun Liroy

Uhh he's not tyven ok. He showed up to evo and provided us with a video of welt passed out o na coutner with a bong

how do you type with pom poms in your hands?

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