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    Religious Holidays and Children

    Why do parents make their children observe them, especially the ones that require fasting?

    I had a kid come into my class today and looked really out of it, come to find out he couldn't eat or drink until noon (class starts at 9am). He ended up passing out while on the pommel horse and his mom wondered what could have caused it. I have never wanted to smack a person, back hand of course, so hard in my life.

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    This is spam who gives a shit about whatever this is about i didn't read anything except the title

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    but you're still bitching about it so we'll chalk it up as a success

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    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...x-MKGandhi.jpg

    This dude made a whole country fast.

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    gays shouldnt teach anything but hairdressing

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    this dude made a whole religion fast

    http://static.bbc.co.uk/history/img/...olf_hitler.jpg

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    Well played sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl View Post
    gays shouldnt teach anything but hairdressing
    It's gymnastics, it falls into our realm of expertise. Critically judging people on style and form? You beat your sweet ass we're there.

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    This dude made all the blax fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...x-MKGandhi.jpg

    This dude made a whole country fast.
    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    this dude made a whole religion fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    This dude made all the blax fast.
    omg lol

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    shit lmao

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    Recycling jokes like a champ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post
    Helps to read the whole thread I guess
    Said never.

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    Never read the original post, still don't give a fuck. Still have no regrets.

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    are you two gonna wrassle

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    That's a shame because none of these jokes make any sense without the OP.

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    he still lmao'd too

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    Maybe the words themselves are doing it. Words like poopy get me every time.

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    I don't think understanding the context of "fast" doesn't not make it funny.

    there might have been too many negatives in there idk what I just said. Anyways, don't need to read the original post to think that darwin/natural selection making blax fast is funny.

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