Things that are annoying me today

[BerenTebogo]

1: Work
2: Dating girls without a sense of humor who are hot enough that I deal with it.
3: Wasting awesome jokes.

K, done bitching.

[Brill Weave]

1. It's work, I hear you.
2. She's still hot, quit bitching.
3. Agreed 100%.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

haven't been annoyed yet today but got pussy in the AM so there's a contributing factor to my complacency

[Antithesis]

Said pictures of humorless bitch are requested of you now.

[BerenTebogo]

1. It's work, I hear you.
2. She's still hot, quit bitching.
3. Agreed 100%.

Need to bitch more, I lied.

I HATE censoring myself around people. Generally only surround myself by awesome people who find hilarious things to be hilarious such that we can share a haughty guffaw together.

My jimmies are thoroughly rustled.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

leroy also sent me a pic of the cripple he's trying to fuck and she ain't that bad tbh

[BerenTebogo]

Said pictures of humorless bitch are requested of you now.

Shall I become further annoyed (see: how things go tonight) this may happen.

[Antithesis]

Shall I become further annoyed (see: how things go tonight) this may happen.

Twitter minute-by-minute status updates might be in order.

[Chun Liroy]

haven't been annoyed yet today but got pussy in the AM so there's a contributing factor to my complacency

Wish I could say the same, but I'm still not annoyed so there's that

[BerenTebogo]

leroy also sent me a pic of the cripple he's trying to fuck and she ain't that bad tbh

Couple months back I started seeing this hot chick who was hot, but then had some hip surgery for something or other and was subsequently a temporarily hot cripple.

She was a bitch though so I dumped her cripple ass right when she got off crutches.

All in all, I didn't make out well from that one.

[BerenTebogo]

No pussy was to be had this morning.

[Brill Weave]

I can get over the people that are too dumb to ever get the joke. I can't stand the fuckers that have to digest what's being said and then you can literally see them begin to understand well after the laughter has died. Light bulb slowing turning on. Those are usually the ones that try retelling it and butcher it.

[BerenTebogo]

Only mediocre breakfast and hangovers.

[Chun Liroy]

Need to bitch more, I lied.

I HATE censoring myself around people. Generally only surround myself by awesome people who find hilarious things to be hilarious such that we can share a haughty guffaw together.

My jimmies are thoroughly rustled.

Cosign. It was nice since the one chick I hang out with that I always had to censor myself with, was gone, but she came back a couple days ago and I forgot that this is going to start happening again. Stop getting bitchy because I said one joke that had nothin to do with you.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I feel like I need to get on this cripple train now as a show of solidarity

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

do I Tanya Harding the wife's kneecap or do I troll the handicap spots at Target

[BerenTebogo]

I can get over the people that are too dumb to ever get the joke. I can't stand the fuckers that have to digest what's being said and then you can literally see them begin to understand well after the laughter has died. Light bulb slowing turning on. Those are usually the ones that try retelling it and butcher it.

Not too dumb, she's incredibly smart, which is how this started.

Roommate fell asleep with his hands down his pants watching shark week on the couch. Hearty laughs were had by me, other roommate, and other friends.

While joking about it this morning get death stare, cold shoulder, and a "ugh, why does everything has to be so perverted with you."

[BerenTebogo]

Twitter minute-by-minute status updates might be in order.

Do you even have a tweetmachine?

[Brill Weave]

I dated a girl who had knee surgery and was in a full leg immobilizer. She loved being on top, even then. We just had to position her so that her straight leg was off the bed on the floor.

[BerenTebogo]

do I Tanya Harding the wife's kneecap or do I troll the handicap spots at Target

Roleplay a full body cast.