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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Not too dumb, she's incredibly smart, which is how this started.

    Roommate fell asleep with his hands down his pants watching shark week on the couch. Hearty laughs were had by me, other roommate, and other friends.

    While joking about it this morning get death stare, cold shoulder, and a "ugh, why does everything has to be so perverted with you."
    Does she understand what men are and what they do? rofl Maybe she's a lesbo

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    Not too dumb, she's incredibly smart, which is how this started.

    Roommate fell asleep with his hands down his pants watching shark week on the couch. Hearty laughs were had by me, other roommate, and other friends.

    While joking about it this morning get death stare, cold shoulder, and a "ugh, why does everything has to be so perverted with you."
    ABORT ABORT ABORT! If she's already giving you shit like this it's time to hit the bricks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    I dated a girl who had knee surgery and was in a full leg immobilizer. She loved being on top, even then. We just had to position her so that her straight leg was off the bed on the floor.
    Got cripple girl BLASTED at a bar/club one night and she tried pole dancing. I died. Seriously, I died so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Do you even have a tweetmachine?
    Chyea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    ABORT ABORT ABORT! If she's already giving you shit like this it's time to hit the bricks.
    It's a serious consideration.

    Problem is that we work together and have classes together. Hooked up this summer at a math conference, lol. Need to find a way to end it, if I do, that will still allow me to ride her engineering prowess in advanced physics labs.

    I don't care about circuits bro, I just don't.

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    Got cripple girl BLASTED at a bar/club one night and she tried pole dancing. I died. Seriously, I died so hard.
    That's wrong man lol.

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    Super hot math majors are an extreme rarity too, which is why some leeway has been given.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    That's wrong man lol.
    "Hold my crutches."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    It's a serious consideration.

    Problem is that we work together and have classes together. Hooked up this summer at a math conference, lol. Need to find a way to end it, if I do, that will still allow me to ride her engineering prowess in advanced physics labs.

    I don't care about circuits bro, I just don't.
    Make her hate you, or find a bro to bang 'er and take over for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    "Hold my crutches."
    holy shit rofl

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    I'll totally post pics of cripple girl. Big nose is big, but she had a nice ass. Incoming.

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    I love watching a bitch in flip flops try to pole dance in the club

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    It's a serious consideration.

    Problem is that we work together and have classes together. Hooked up this summer at a math conference, lol. Need to find a way to end it, if I do, that will still allow me to ride her engineering prowess in advanced physics labs.

    I don't care about circuits bro, I just don't.
    That certainly complicates things. Fuck, I got nothing. Are there any fatties in class that you can bang once and leech off of the rest of the semester?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    I love watching a bitch in flip flops try to pole dance in the club
    Nigga, is your name Milad cuz why the fuck you bringin bitches to clubs in flip flops

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    Just do stuff that would make her break up with you, looks like making fun of a guy with his hands in his pants is a good start. When she breaks up with you, you get what you want and she feels da powa. Continue leeching her brains.

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    Oh wait, I misread, must be milad's date then.

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    1. Flat tire on bike halfway between home and train station to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Super hot math majors are an extreme rarity too, which is why some leeway has been given.
    Mildly related topic but, the naughty librarian look makes me regret homoindependence always. Observe.

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/snyder1/U3.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by SathFenrir View Post
    Super hot math majors are an extreme rarity too, which is why some leeway has been given.
    I once dated a foxy math teacher, but that is not the same.

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