well I guess that's pretty obvious since I married a slant but it's worth repeating that I can't stand crackers
well I guess that's pretty obvious since I married a slant but it's worth repeating that I can't stand crackers
I spend most of my time (school and work) on campus so I get the diversity. I've banged literally every asian in the math department worth banging. I need to work on the lib. arts ones. So much hotter and they actually speak english.
This summer has been filled with going out and not ever wanting to look anywhere but at my drink.
I've always hated nigresses
i hate myself does that count
Seriously, two of the girls I hooked up with last semester went back to China for the summer.
Shit's hilarious.
But one blacked out and pissed in my bed.
That is never hilarious.
Ever.
well shit
But the question is did you stop lol.oh god I remember eating a girl out and she starts squirting but I'm 100% positive she was pissing on me
It was a relevant question. I can never tell with you. And holy fuck at that picture I'm literally crying at work right now. Asshole.
I will never be okay with leggings and uggs combo.