Things that are annoying me today

[Brill Weave]

What a trooper

This was also the same chick that wanted me to hit her on the back with a phonebook while we were doing doggystyle. So she was a bit off lol.

[Demosthenes]

LOL!

[BerenTebogo]

So last fall, start of the semester on the heels of me dumping a psycho bitch (was super hot though) I walk into first class, Real Analysis I and BOOM there she is. I'm like, oh, this is cool. We talk a bit, go to next class, blahblah trolls, last class of the day was Stat. Mech and BAM! There she is again.

So I'm like...this is awesome.

Skip forward a while, she lives with her boyfriend of three years so we just hang out as friend occasionally, first semester pretty much only study pals. Second semester starts and we start going out for drinks and shit. Get her bombed one time and take her mini-golfing with our gay friend (now roommate of mine)_and she's ALL OVER ME. So I'm like...oh, this is cool. Don't think too much of it, time goes on.

We start going out for drinks after classes like once a week. Occasionally bitches about her boyfriend (you all know where this is going). Yadda yadda. We end up in the same research program over the summer and as part of that we got sent on all expenses paid vacation to Minneapolis.

First night in Minneapolis we get drunk, walk back to hotel with everyone. Go our separate ways, she comes back to my room to drink a little bit more. 5 minutes into being in the room she pushes me on the bed and straddles me and says, and I quote, "I just can't figure you out, you know?"

Long story short, we went to a grand total of like 2% of the week long conference and spent the rest of the time in hotel beds or clubs.

Halfway through the week her grandmother dies. I shoulder that shit cuz whatever. She completely ignores her boyfriend all week. Moves out the weekend we get back. (How many warning signs should I need, like, really?). We start going at it hardcore, she's spending the night at my place every night for a week. Yadda.

All of a sudden she wants to slow things down 'because she just ended a relationship and doesn't want to jump right into one'. Slowing it down, for a week at least, apparently means continuing doing the exact same thing. Then, the following week she just doesn't talk to me outside of work for the entire week. Alludes to making plans and hanging out, never gets at me.

Somewhere in between has been how it's been since.

It's pretty obvious shit's going south, but then she wants to hang out and go at it randomly on her schedule only.

If it was a random, she'd be long gone, but I think the year of wanting to bang her did a number on my head.

[Demosthenes]

You should have dicked her better.

[Chun Liroy]

You don't think she's fuckin someone else?

[BerenTebogo]

You don't think she's fuckin someone else?

Don't care if she is, I am. We're not in a relationship. That's not my concern until we're actually serious.

I just HATE flaky bitches and I hate being raged on.

[Conrad]

can you work it into a strict fuck buddy situation

[Demosthenes]

While I didn't pay attention to most of the posts, this last one does not make the distinction between him caring for the girl or caring about getting laid.

[BerenTebogo]

can you work it into a fuck buddy situation

This is going to be my main focus. I was thinking she'd be someone cool to date (been single a while now so why not?) but it's looking like that is a no-go.

[Demosthenes]

Don't care if she is, I am. We're not in a relationship. That's not my concern until we're actually serious.

I just HATE flaky bitches and I hate being raged on.

Got it. Disregard my last post.

[Demosthenes]

What skirk said.

[BerenTebogo]

While I didn't pay attention to most of the posts, this last one does not make the distinction between him caring for the girl or caring about getting laid.

I do have some feeling for her or I wouldn't give two fucks about the situation. I'm just not going to jump to conclusions or get jealous when there is A) no evidence B) no right to be.

[Demosthenes]

I do have some feeling for her or I wouldn't give two fucks about the situation. I'm just not going to jump to conclusions or get jealous when there is A) no evidence B) no right to be.

When I say caring I mean looking for a legitimate relationship et al.

[BerenTebogo]

She's much hotter than the other girl I'm banging, but the other girl is a LOT smarter, a lot more fit, and watches Gurren Lagann with me and my roommate. It's just a shame she's kinda busted in the face a bit.

Also, she's hilarious.

I need to fuse the two.

[Demosthenes]

If that is something you sort of want, you need to back up. She "cheated" on her ex with you, she is not beyond doing it to you. Also she is treating you like garbage.

[BerenTebogo]

When I say caring I mean looking for a legitimate relationship et al.

I considered it after Minneapolis but the second she got flaky I put the defenses on red-alert and called up the girl I was seeing the week before I left lol.

[BerenTebogo]

If that is something you sort of want, you need to back up. She "cheated" on her ex with you, she is not beyond doing it to you. Also she is treating you like garbage.

These are amazing points that I have considered. My brain, however, is resistant to common sense.

[Demosthenes]

She's much hotter than the other girl I'm banging, but the other girl is a LOT smarter, a lot more fit, and watches Gurren Lagann with me and my roommate. It's just a shame she's kinda busted in the face a bit.

Also, she's hilarious.

I need to fuse the two.

Honestly, put them both on fuck buddy status.

[BerenTebogo]

Honestly, put them both on fuck buddy status.

That's the plan. This morning just set my jimmies on maximum rustle.

[BerenTebogo]

Also doesn't help that I hung out with my ex-wife last night who is decidedly cooler than pretty much any girl I know.

Rough transition going from being drunk watching yugioh abridged to not getting shark sex jokes.