Soccer / Football 2012-2013 Always With The GERMANS!

[bori]

Wow.

[The Stig]

hahaha good hit on ronaldo! yeahhhh!

That save was real good for moral too, as we're seconds from half time.

[The Stig]

I have no idea who Brad Friedel is but he's an American on BBC and chatting shit about Portgual

[Cutriss]

FUCKING GOOD SAVE!

So much this, that might be the play of this entire round.

[Talint]

It might be a matter of time. Dempsey's doing well being the sole forward, Michael Bradley's has shown up, Fabian Johnson's turned into a little playmaker.

But god damn those first five minutes. US learned the hard way they can't start off sleepy like they normally do.

as great as copas/sambas are, they're an extremely basic shoe, and the technology they have to improve touch/feel these days is pretty amazing

I suppose. I mean, I'm ultimately judging look over functionality; guess I'm just a little disappointed how ugly these shoes are.

[Headspace]

Oh shit will.i.am is Portugese?

[Arvin]

Who cares that nigga is a talentless assclown that steals musix

[Plow]

Yeah but if they can't beat Portugal it's unlikely they beat germany

oh, yeah, the chances of the U.S. beating Germany when a loss would most likely knock Germany out are insanely low

I suppose. I mean, I'm ultimately judging look over functionality; guess I'm just a little disappointed how ugly these shoes are.

yeah, they have gotten pretty retarded with the looks (although that all goes back to the ridiculous finned predators), but it's crazy how much work they've done in the last 15 years or so on getting the laces into positions that don't interfere with touch while still keeping them skin tight everywhere important

[Cail]

Omfg

[The Stig]

Who the hell is he and why was he there blocking !!!

[Plow]

wow fucking absurd stop but dude... that much space you gotta put that in mr coach's kid

[The Stig]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH :D

What a smash! Goalie didn't even react!

[Cail]

Holy shitttt

[Byrd]

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

[The Stig]

Wow replays show it curled massively.... ! Amazing shot.

[Ashmada]

Group A:
BR wins, CR wins-> BR, CR
BR wins, CR ties-> BR, MX
BR wins, MX wins-> BR/MX, MX/BR-> direct GD, BR has +1 over MX; if GD is the same, BR takes first
BR ties, CR wins-> CR, BR
BR ties, CR ties-> BR/MX, MX/BR-> direct GD, BR has +1 over MX; if GD is the same, BR takes first
BR ties, MX wins-> MX, BR
CA wins, CR wins-> CR, BR/MX-> direct GD, BR has +1 over MX; if GD is the same, BR is through
CA wins, CR ties-> MX, CR
CA wins, MX wins-> MX, BR

Group B:
NL wins-> NL, CI
NL ties-> NL, CI
CI wins-> CI, NL
The other game is meaningless, except for the sake of rank points.

Group C:
CO wins, IC wins-> CO, IC
CO wins, IC ties-> CO, IC
CO wins, HE wins-> CO, HE
CO ties, IC wins-> CO, IC
CO ties, IC ties-> CO, IC
CO ties, HE wins-> CO, HE
NI wins, IC wins-> CO/IC, IC/CO-> direct GD, CO has +2 over IC; if GD is the same, IC takes the lead
NI wins by 1 goal, IC ties-> CO, IC/NI-> direct GF, IC has a +1 over NI; IF GF is the same, I can't be bothered to check.
NI wins by >1 goals, IC ties-> CO, NI
NI wins, HE wins-> CO, NI/HE->direct GD, NI has +2 over HE

Group D:
CR wins, IT wins-> CR, IT
CR wins, IT ties-> CR, IT
CR wins, UR wins-> CR, UR
CR ties, IT wins-> CR, IT
CR ties, IT ties-> CR, IT
CR ties, UR wins-> CR, UR
EN wins, IT wins-> CR/IT, IT/CR-> direct GD, CR has +1 over IT; if GD is the same IT takes lead
EN wins, IT ties-> CR, IT
EN wins, UR wins-> CR/UR, UR/CR-> direct GD, CR has +2 over UR; if GD is the same UR takes lead

Group E:
FR wins, HO wins-> FR, EC/CH/HO-> GD, EC has +2 over the other 2
FR wins, HO ties-> FR, CH
FR wins, CH wins-> FR, CH
FR ties, HO wins-> FR, EC/CH/HO-> GD, EC has +3 over the other 2
FR ties, HO ties-> FR, EC
FR ties, CH wins-> FR, CH
EC wins, HO wins-> FR/EC, EC/FR-> GD, FR has +4 over EC; if GD is the same, EC takes lead
EC wins, HO ties-> FR/EC, EC/FR-> GD, FR has +4 over EC; if GD is the same, EC takes lead
EC wins, CH wins-> FR/EC/CH, EC/CH/FR-> GD, FR has +4 over EC and +6 over CH

Group F:
AG wins, IR wins-> AG, NI/IR-> GD/GF, NI has +1 GF over IR
AG wins, IR ties-> AG, NI
AG wins, BH wins-> AG, NI
AG ties, IR wins-> AG, NI
AG ties, IR ties-> AG, NI
AG ties, BH wins-> AG, NI
NI wins, IR wins-> NI, AG
NI wins, IR ties-> NI, AG
NI wins, BH wins-> NI, AG

Group G:
(assuming current US-PO score is final)
DE wins, PO wins-> DE, PO
DE wins, PO ties-> DE, PO
DE wins, GH wins-> DE, GH
DE ties, PO wins-> PO, DE
DE ties, PO ties-> DE, US
DE ties, GH wins-> DE, GH
US wins, PO wins-> US/PO, PO/US-> GD, US has +3 over PO
US wins, PO ties-> US, DE/PO-> GD, DE has +6 over PO
US wins, GH wins-> US, DE/GH-> GD, DE has +3 over GH


.... and it seems the US just scored, so I'll redo group G later, the above was at 1-0.

[octopus]

Holy shit!

[TummieGaruda]

Goooooal

[SamanosukeShiva]

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA

[Plow]

wow what a goal

also for those that aren't aware, this shit is WAAAAAAAAAAAY more entertaining on univision even if (maybe especially if) you don't speak spanish