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**Omniyoji** · 2012-08-17 20:02

That lower option is actually worse cause the dog would probably join...

**Cream Soda** · 2012-08-17 20:05

If nothing else, will just make you pathetic in the eyes of 5 people (at first, then everyone they told afterwards) at your sheer amount of desperation.

Fuck no lol. Can get puss elsewhere

**Conrad** · 2012-08-17 20:24

though I wouldn't do it, I don't really see it as desperate

**Conrad** · 2012-08-17 20:24

also love that this is becoming anchorman: spam forum

**Cream Soda** · 2012-08-18 09:41

Originally Posted by Skirkle

though I wouldn't do it, I don't really see it as desperate

If you're bi, no. Package deal. If you're straight, fuck yes it is

**Conrad** · 2012-08-18 09:43

haha

**Cream Soda** · 2012-08-18 09:48

Now gay thread II, I'm more likely to agree to. Jacking someone else's dick ain't no diff than jacking your own. In the same sense that getting a dick in your ass from someone else is no diff than sticking something in there yourself, whether it be a dildo or your own penis (if you're that talented). And I'm just not down for taking it up the tail pipe. I do squats for that reason. Many muscles in my glutes and I will squeeze the fuck out of any dick that tries to penetrate

**Kiarax** · 2012-08-18 09:52

Lol he does squats in preparation for being penetrated, what a queer

**Cream Soda** · 2012-08-18 09:56

Ideally, I want to squeeze right before he gets to the hole and hold in there while I punch him a few times and then release when they're unconscious

**Abandon** · 2012-08-18 10:18

Originally Posted by Howie Roary

I would not because I am terrified of HIV, I mean no disrespect, but I know way too many unsafe sex practicing gay friends or guys who won't get tested etc. While I do my best not to treat gay men differently, I quite frankly do not trust their safe sex practices.

All of this precludes the act itself. Health and safety aside, would I get nailed in order to do them all? Probably not, in all honesty. Realistically, what is that girl going to think of him afterward. And trading services for sexual favors, with her body as a reward? There's so much wrong with that scenario, I can't imagine she respected him much to even ask him to do so

goin hard in the paint, rofl

**Kuya** · 2012-08-18 10:33

Squeezing your glutes might actually make it more painful for you

**Kuya** · 2012-08-18 10:35

When it comes to male rape there is usually no fighting back since unlike females getting raped, men tend to get gang raped instead

**Kuya** · 2012-08-18 10:36

So other dudes are gonna be holding you down, so there wont be any fight back even if you die scenario

**Cream Soda** · 2012-08-18 10:36

Originally Posted by Kuya

Squeezing your glutes might actually make it more painful for you

**Kuya** · 2012-08-18 10:37

You're only two options are to make it easier for yourself by making sure that dick goes in smoothly or else you're gonna be pooping blood and agony for a month

**Kuya** · 2012-08-18 10:39

There is a third option though. You could always try to kill yourself

**Rocl** · 2012-08-18 10:45

Originally Posted by Kuya

You're only two options are to make it easier for yourself by making sure that dick goes in smoothly or else you're gonna be pooping blood and agony for a month

all over the bathroom floor

**tyven** · 2012-08-18 11:04

did someone mention fucking boys?

**Kuya** · 2012-08-18 11:11

No seriously, never ever try to squeeze your glutes and clench your asshole when someone is trying to penetrate you. Or else you will have some idea of what childbirth is like

**Churchill** · 2012-08-18 11:56

Most rape prevention videos suggest that if someone is attempting to penetrate you, the best option is to actually start shitting yourself.

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