Is/n't Tesla literally/figuratively crashing?

[kuronosan]

Oh oh and get this, after it was discovered, changed it to "armored EVs".

[Sirious]

Only $400m. Still too new to the bigboy fraud game.

[Yabby]

EVs have their place, but right now, the military isn’t one of them. Their range doesn’t align with operational needs, and adding 2,000 to 3,000 pounds of armor to meet military standards could reduce that range by another 30%. This move likely isn’t just about pushing the Tesla Cybertruck hype—it may also be a way to leverage military engineers to tackle Tesla’s challenges without the company having to foot the bill.

[kuronosan]

More like it's a way to inflate his stock because his shit is failing. He just wants his hands in every government initiative. Wait for him to get the government/FDA to suddenly appropriate $1b for Neuralink, another failed bullshit experiment.

[Cyn]

Gotta keep that stock price up until the capital gains tax breaks hit and he can do a big cash out.

[archibaldcrane]

Elon appears to have impregnated (through unknown means) a conservative blogger lady and didn't have the terms worked out in advance

And now it's all over his favorite website

https://x.com/brianglicklich/status/...gkV_mLjAg&s=19

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[Meresgi]

Elon appears to have impregnated (through unknown means) a conservative blogger lady and didn't have the terms worked out in advance

And now it's all over his favorite website

https://x.com/brianglicklich/status/...gkV_mLjAg&s=19

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lol had to look her up and then laughed. Obviously was in it for the $$ because why else would you let that troll fucking touch you

[Athas]

The narrative of some shrew trying to bringing down a great man by getting herself pregnant is kind of the worst possible thing to enter the zeitgeist right now I think.

[Meresgi]

She plotted to ensnare him with a baby! haha....fucking hilarious

[synistar]

Just inflating his own stock with taxpayer money - https://www.npr.org/2025/02/13/g-s1-...armored-teslas

And the contract bids for armored EVs was halted last Friday - https://apnews.com/article/elon-musk...72abd69feedec4

[kuronosan]

Well, the contract for armored Teslas was. Just wait until they shoe horn it in somewhere

[6souls]

https://x.com/Gizmodo/status/1893114783425085513

[Meresgi]

https://x.com/Gizmodo/status/1893114783425085513

Good use of resources!

[Bombur]

These have been going up around bus stops in London UK...lol

https://x.com/WUTangKids/status/1894072005843919213

https://x.com/241MainStreet/status/1894157682396836015

[Tyche]

They've lost $200 billion in market cap in the last month. That's 20% of the company.

Turns out that associating your brand with Nazi behavior while cozying up to people that hate electric vehicles and isolating your core demographic while China and Korea make huge electric pushes seems like a bad long term move from a company that monopolized electric vehicles for a decade.

[6souls]

They're going to attempt to enter the Indian market, but their vehicles are still too expensive. Should be fun.

[Tyche]

Tesla down 9% on the day. February losses closing in on $400 billion. 25% of Tesla's value has vanished into the ether.

[Mrbeansman]

I really don't think Muskrat actually cares about anything but destroying the left at this point he certainly doesn't care if his companies burn.

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[Day]

worlds richest man doesn't care about money - some guy

[Lucavi]

Dammit, Day. I liked you better when you were wrong more.