Is/n't Tesla literally/figuratively crashing?

[TummieGaruda]

New all-time high on the stock today despite just yesterday failing to raise the cap on EV credits which would've hugely boosted sales.

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$393 afterhours. It's going for that $420 that elon promised lol.

[TummieGaruda]

AWD non Performance Model 3 owners can now pay $2k to get an acceleration boost that drops the 0-60 times down by 0.5 seconds. Reports coming in that even though the website says the boost takes the car from 4.4 down to 3.9, it's really more like 4.2 down to 3.6 ish seconds because they are not counting the recent free power boosts we got via firmware updates. The only reason why this was even possible was because the Performance variant used the same motors as the AWD version and the Torque and Power curves were software limited.

[archibaldcrane]

Talk about an expensive DLC

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[Salodin]

Can we jail break cars yet

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[Zealot]

Didn't you watch F8 of the Furious

[Salodin]

Actually no

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[6souls]

Can we jail break cars yet

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The Model S has been.

[Cyn]

Talk about an expensive DLC

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More like Day 1 paid DLC that was already in the game files but locked.

[Fiye]

AWD non Performance Model 3 owners can now pay $2k to get an acceleration boost that drops the 0-60 times down by 0.5 seconds. Reports coming in that even though the website says the boost takes the car from 4.4 down to 3.9, it's really more like 4.2 down to 3.6 ish seconds because they are not counting the recent free power boosts we got via firmware updates. The only reason why this was even possible was because the Performance variant used the same motors as the AWD version and the Torque and Power curves were software limited.

How are people not losing their absolute shit over this?

[Salodin]

The same way no one loses their shit over dlc anymore

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[TsingTao]

How are people not losing their absolute shit over this?

Anyone that bought that car did so knowing its performance capabilities at the time of purchase. They were clearly fine with the numbers. They clearly did not want to pay more for better acceleration. If they can get a serious boost in performance after the fact for a trivial amount of money they should be fucking ecstatic. It's less than the $8k price increase in going from a Long Range to a Performance at time of purchase. That's a bigger boost to acceleration than you'd get by slapping a supercharger on an LS for a fourth of the cost.

[Fondue]

The same way no one loses their shit over dlc anymore

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Søyböyß lapping it up from elongated muskrat

At least with BMWs factory tune you get a full track day included lel

[Gadritan]

It really is dirt cheap compared to getting that much of an increase in performance compared to any other car ever made.

I don't think you guys appreciate what it takes to shave an entire half second off a 60 time when you're talking about going low 4s to 3s.

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[archibaldcrane]

Hit 420 this morning, no Saudi help needed.

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[archibaldcrane]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/...473843713?s=19

Lol

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[Dantrag]

It really is dirt cheap compared to getting that much of an increase in performance compared to any other car ever made.

I don't think you guys appreciate what it takes to shave an entire half second off a 60 time when you're talking about going low 4s to 3s.

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No one is losing their shit. .5s for 2k is an amazing deal overall. 2k buys you jack shit in mods in any other car that actually increases performance.

[Salodin]

Honestly you should spend that 2k on better wheels for a Tesla. Love the cars but hate the wheels and tires

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[TummieGaruda]

How are people not losing their absolute shit over this?

Why would they?

The Performance Model 3 today costs only $3k more than what I paid for my AWD non Performance model 3 last year when including all tax incentives. At the time of purchase, the difference was more like $12k.
Also you can purchase a stealth model 3 (P3D-) as an off menu design which is the Performance Version minus the red brake calipers, spoiler, no white interior option, and only available with 18 inch aero wheels. This option is only $2k more than the regular AWD and you have to call around to different service centers to try to get it. Because of these factors, people (like myself) actually wanted and petitioned for an upgrade for around $1-2k. We were already getting micro power boosts over previous updates to the point where the 0-60 times on the AWD Model 3 dropped from 4.5 down to 4.2 seconds. $2k really isn't that bad to drop it down to 3.7/3.6. This is most likely to cover any unforeseen warranty issues that could possibly pop up in the future.

[archibaldcrane]

Hit 420 this morning, no Saudi help needed.

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Closed at 492 today. It's up an absurd 107% in the past 3 months.

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[Salodin]

When is the stock gonna split /cry

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