Strippers Thread

**Milkster** · 2012-08-19 21:38

Whenever Churchhill posts:

http://memesinblack.com/wp-content/u...a-Lisa-001.jpg

**Milkster** · 2012-08-19 21:42

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**Cantih** · 2012-08-19 21:42

Originally Posted by Milkster

And why is so shocking that I'm black? Everyone is always so surprised.

Not really shocking, more like like a brief moment of "huh" followed by a shrug.

**Milkster** · 2012-08-19 21:45

Originally Posted by Cantih

Not really shocking, more like like a brief moment of "huh" followed by a shrug.

Not really at you, but when I first posted a pic in the RL thread there was a good 3-4 pages if it was actually me and like the world has been turned upside down, etc.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-08-19 21:48

Blacks can't be gay.

**Rocl** · 2012-08-20 06:48

Originally Posted by Milkster

No, not at all. My life's been rather nice and easy overall, there have been ups and downs.

were you adopted

**Linliel** · 2012-08-20 07:43

I have a male friend who was a stripper for a while, will you be stripping for ladies? If so, apparently the trick to avoiding super drunk hen's night ladies mobbing you and wanting to feel you up unnecessarily is to always carry some baby oil and when they come for you, squirt some in the air. Apparently it works every time.

**Antithesis** · 2012-08-20 07:52

Originally Posted by Cantih

Not really shocking, more like like a brief moment of "huh" followed by a shrug.

I remember when everyone had the same reaction when we found out Tyven wasn't black

**Conrad** · 2012-08-20 09:15

Originally Posted by Milkster

I go to gay clubs, I'm sure you don't want to hear that story. It actually involved two women, a transsexual and a gay man.

this sounds hilarious though

**Conrad** · 2012-08-20 09:16

I have never been to a strip club, never been a part of the right crowd. I wanna take the gf to one for her 21st birthday though, might do it in atlantic city if I have the coin

**Rocl** · 2012-08-20 09:18

what kind of stripper are you going to see

**Conrad** · 2012-08-20 09:18

the ones who take their clothes off for money, prob

**Rocl** · 2012-08-20 09:19

what flavour

**Conrad** · 2012-08-20 09:20

mint chocolate chip

**Conrad** · 2012-08-20 09:20

maybe cake batter

**Milkster** · 2012-08-20 12:13

**Milkster** · 2012-08-20 12:16

Originally Posted by Skirkle

this sounds hilarious though

It was p. amazing and glad I was able to witness it happen.

Originally Posted by Skirkle

I have never been to a strip club, never been a part of the right crowd. I wanna take the gf to one for her 21st birthday though, might do it in atlantic city if I have the coin

Wait how old is Skirk?

Originally Posted by Rocl

were you adopted

Originally Posted by Linliel

I have a male friend who was a stripper for a while, will you be stripping for ladies? If so, apparently the trick to avoiding super drunk hen's night ladies mobbing you and wanting to feel you up unnecessarily is to always carry some baby oil and when they come for you, squirt some in the air. Apparently it works every time.

Depends on who tips me more. Might be women, seems like it's more likely to be the (old) gay men. I'm like crack to them, it's so weird.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-08-20 12:28

You're everything they were told to hate in the olden days.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-08-20 12:45

Originally Posted by Milkster

Depends on who tips me more. Might be women, seems like it's more likely to be the (old) gay men. I'm like crack to them, it's so weird.

I had a straight friend that stripped at Nations in DC on the gay night, he walked out with a few thousand each night in tips. He got groped a bit but didn't mind at all. Had a hot girlfriend and a nice car. He actually had to get himself kicked out of the Navy he was doing so well. Other friends that did stripping for women didn't do near as well from what I've understood.

**Conrad** · 2012-08-20 12:59

milkster I'm 24, gf is 20

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