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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    I used to think like that until I had one. And still wanting to be a musician and having career goals I have to admit I had a lot of doubt and reservations when he was born about my life being over. It couldn't be further from the truth and having a son has been one of the most, if not the most, rewarding things I have in my life. Having a kid to leave a legacy to took everything in my life up a notch as far as effort and success. I couldn't be happier.

    I was also 30 when he was born so I got a ton of shit out of my system anyways and experienced a good amount of what I could out of my 20s.
    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm tha Fineass View Post
    Plus he cute, I got bitches on the side for my genetics all god damn day.
    Cant disagree with your strategy. You did wait till 30 and that is wise. I still dont know about the whole legacy thing, perhaps I dont have that type of motivation quite yet. My cousin said it hits around 34 for our family.

    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    you cut me deep esse
    Lol you have goals and other shit going on too dawg

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    I was also 30 when he was born so I got a ton of shit out of my system anyways and experienced a good amount of what I could out of my 20s.
    I'm 34 so pretty much the same boat, just four years later lol. Wife is 35. Clock is definitely ticking for us. We've been trying for close to two years now. Part of why I'm having a shitty day is the medication I'm taking to raise testosterone actually killed it. Went from 14 million units of viable sperm per milliliter(normal healthy male is supposed to have 20 million units) to 900,000. The medicine has to be monitored monthly so now I have to scale back dramatically and hope there's a difference. Otherwise yeah...

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    Marrying older, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    Single Dude Rule #1: Dont date chicks who were born earlier than 1990

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    is that a how to stay single rule? bitches are dumb as fuck at 22.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Single Dude Rule #1: Dont date chicks who were born earlier than 1990
    Oh, you're that guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Single Dude Rule #1: Dont date chicks who were born earlier than 1990
    The fuck is wrong with you?

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    Thinking of your kids as your legacy can cause problems. It's the reason why parents flip out whenever their children end up making life choices they didn't want for them.

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    I keep increasing my minimum age requirement. At 30 I hit 18 and oh god what a wreck

    I recently discovered 24 is a no go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    I keep increasing my minimum age requirement. At 30 I hit 18 and oh god what a wreck

    I recently discovered 24 is a no go
    did he not like your music

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    is that a how to stay single rule? bitches are dumb as fuck at 22.
    Well you kinda have to date in that age range to find quality chicks that will still be somewhat hot when you get old.

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    Oh, you're that guy.
    lol @ that guy, wait till you read my logic

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    The fuck is wrong with you?
    Why would something be wrong with me for dating girls 8 years younger?

    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    I keep increasing my minimum age requirement. At 30 I hit 18 and oh god what a wreck

    I recently discovered 24 is a no go
    Ah that is a pretty good age.


    Here is the deal, from age 18-24 most quality chicks are single and they tend to get married in that age category as well. Single chicks from around 27+ are all damaged goods or there is the rare diamond in the rough of a hot single career gal.

    Also, who doesnt love young chicks, fml, i will take young and lasting beauty over some bitch who is 27 and dying to have a kid any day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    Thinking of your kids as your legacy can cause problems. It's the reason why parents flip out whenever their children end up making life choices they didn't want for them.
    touche

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    take dating tips from single dudes lol

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    sex tips from virgins etc..

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    That shit founded in logic nigga

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    founded in nigga logic

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    No, that is the logic of how it is. I will take a bullet before I give up my early 20 gal's

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    one can only hope

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    One can only hope you ever actually experience life.

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