Social Awkwardness

**Rhinox** · 2012-08-24 10:43

Don't listen to them bro.

Do it big have like 6-7 kids. Remember each kid is a potential lottery ticket.

Then all you gotta do is guilt them into taking care of you when you retire.

Shit has worked for blacks and Hispanics for the last 50 years.

**Churchill** · 2012-08-24 11:45

I meet a lot of older chicks that are p.cool, but they are all on baby timers and I am not. this dilemma causes many a heartbreak, i agree with conform and just go bang 21y/o. those 25-30 wimmen will be there when you are readies

**Conrad** · 2012-08-24 11:48

fortysomething divorcees I hear are pretty dtf

**Conrad** · 2012-08-24 11:49

my friend's mom has told me on multiple occasions that if I'm looking to just get my dick wet I should pursue them instead of girls my age because those older women don't give a shit about relationships and will happily fuck you and never talk to you again

**Kuya** · 2012-08-24 12:09

where can one find these well aged women

**Qalbert** · 2012-08-24 12:11

**AoE** · 2012-08-24 12:12

Originally Posted by Skirkle

my friend's mom has told me on multiple occasions that if I'm looking to just get my dick wet I should pursue them instead of girls my age because those older women don't give a shit about relationships and will happily fuck you and never talk to you again

In my experience, this shit is so true.

**Conrad** · 2012-08-24 12:22

should I find myself single again, that is on my sex bucket list

**AoE** · 2012-08-24 12:25

Almost hit it off with a woman about to get her Ph.D. Forever mad at myself on this one.

**Sera** · 2012-08-24 12:58

Originally Posted by tyven

going to try and convince her we should adopt so that we dont have a retard

tbh they test to make sure in like first trimester anyway and babies are actually coming out healthier recently soooo

**Kiarax** · 2012-08-24 13:22

Any baby is a bad baby.

**Kuya** · 2012-08-24 13:23

you'd make a bad mother

**Ryko** · 2012-08-24 13:29

Originally Posted by AoE

In my experience, this shit is so true.

Yep

**Brill Weave** · 2012-08-24 13:53

I don't think Skirks realizes his mom's friend is trying to bang him lol

**Rhinox** · 2012-08-24 14:12

She might want it bad too.

How did the conversation start?

**Day** · 2012-08-24 14:23

Yall niggas know not all women want kids right? I learned to make that one of the first things I cleared up. I'm about to be engaged, both of us hate the idea of havin kids. Thank god.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-08-24 14:39

Originally Posted by Conformity

No, that is the logic of how it is. I will take a bullet before I give up my early 20 qal's

Originally Posted by Qalbert

one can only hope

how did no one see this?

**Conrad** · 2012-08-24 15:19

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

I don't think Skirks realizes his mom's friend is trying to bang him lol

I do, I just try to ignore it.

**Qalbert** · 2012-08-24 15:33

Originally Posted by Howie Roary

how did no one see this?

i am mid 20's bitch
also not gay

**Linliel** · 2012-08-24 16:46

Originally Posted by Day

Yall niggas know not all women want kids right? I learned to make that one of the first things I cleared up. I'm about to be engaged, both of us hate the idea of havin kids. Thank god.

Wait til she gets to 30 and all her friends have them

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