Social Awkwardness

[Blarg]

If all your friends threw their babies off a bridge would you do it too

[Ksandra]

posting this here because fuck you that's why (warning baby stuff inc)

bizarre moment for the day: I was breast feeding baby and in the middle of it she stopped sucking and started blowing bubbles while my tit was still in her mouth. I have to say that is the weirdest feeling I think I've ever experienced.

[Rhinox]

did it excite you?

[Conformity]

what does emotional immaturity feel like

Some truth to this, who the fuck wants to mature and become some old boring fuck. Whoever came up with this stupid concept that you get old, boring, marry and fuck the same person until you die needs to go fuck themselves

ive considered this many times. CANT DO IT, im almost 30. need to settle down and give my mother some happiness in her old age.

You should marry a girl 10 years younger so she is hot longer. Its like buying a new BMW. Who the fuck wants to buy a model that has sat on the market for 10 years and a few owners have drover her over the speed bumps really fast, got some dents in her, etc.

Don't listen to them bro.


Do it big have like 6-7 kids. Remember each kid is a potential lottery ticket.


Then all you gotta do is guilt them into taking care of you when you retire.


Shit has worked for blacks and Hispanics for the last 50 years.

LOOOOL

you'd make a bad mother

LOLOLOL x2

Wait til she gets to 30 and all her friends have them

Lin im gonna fuck your butt

[Ksandra]

it tickled a little

[Rhinox]

sicko

[Rhinox]

I knew someone who admited she breastfeeded while my friend was plowing her from behind.

[Rhyis.]

I see no issue.

[Ksandra]

I knew someone who admited she breastfeeded while my friend was plowing her from behind.

ew

[Rhinox]

Don't lie and act like the idea hasn't crossed your mind.


Breastfeeding is suppose to be pleasurable which is why men don't do it.

[Ksandra]

Well it's calming....but ya. That's just so weird sounding.

[Rhinox]

calming lol why is it wrong to admit it's pleasurable?

[Ksandra]

'cause it isn't. For me anyway, but I am not the norm. My tatas are defective, well kinda. It's a boring story.

[Rhinox]

go on

[Rhinox]

let me guess you have tatum O'neal nipples?

[Day]

Wait til she gets to 30 and all her friends have them

Oh ok. I'm 30 she's 29 her best friend is in labor as we speak... Its only reinforced more that we don't want to have kids, but thanks for the insight on my own gf.

[Ksandra]

because I was a student when preggo, I only got two weeks off after birth before having to go back to student teaching/classes. You're not supposed to give the baby a bottle for at least a month to establish milk supply, and mine was already borederline low. Needless to say I don't produce enough to breast feed fulltime and have to supplement with formula. Which is fine w/e I did what I had to do, so I'm not complaining. But it is a struggle to produce (done everything under the sun: pumping, not pumping, fenugreek, etc.).

On top of that I had to use a breast shield for a bit 'cause she wouldn't latch properly. I don't use it anymore but I think some of my nerve endings are dead there now or something lmao.

[Howie Roary]

Wait til she gets to 30 and all her friends have them

"AWKward..... we both wore the same dress and both have a kid.."


"Gawd.. who brought the white kid after Labor Day..."

[Howie Roary]

posting this here because fuck you that's why (warning baby stuff inc)

bizarre moment for the day: I was breast feeding baby and in the middle of it she stopped sucking and started blowing bubbles while my tit was still in her mouth. I have to say that is the weirdest feeling I think I've ever experienced.

poidh


also trying this when I see the woman tonight

[Rhinox]

ok who gives a shit. you're right it's a boring story

here i was thinking one was defected like this

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