Social Awkwardness

[Abandon]

holy shit, that was amazing.

[Ksandra]

I feel like half the people in this thread have no idea what socially awkward means

^

social awkward doesn't mean whether you like to hang out with people numbnuts (unless you are so nervous about it you cause everyone in the room to spill their drinks on their shirts). It means you go to a club with your guy friends and they're all talking to chicks but the chick you talk to finds a way to go to the bathroom 50 times in two hours because you only talk about your lvl 99 pld in between staring at her like a homeopathic pedophile.

[Rhyis.]

I'd take that person back to mother.

[Cream Soda]

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always works for me

[Abandon]

bringing up vidya in public setting such as a bar is a surefire way to get any random club/bar tramp to lose interest in you, and if they don't realize that at the age i assume people are at LEAST, well, they're destined to have one really strong forearm and a keyboard with crusty stains.

[Blarg]

a homeopathic pedophile.

the worst kind of pedophile. diddles your kids while diluting your medicine

[Ksandra]

the worst kind of pedophile. diddles your kids while diluting your medicine

can't think of the word I was thinking of when I typed this, but we'll go with date rape drug

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[Conformity]

lol, no.
I pay someone to do this and they're way more qualified than some corporate idiot. Why don't you get back to selling something? You're not good at this.

Take money away from the therapist and invest it in a personal trainer and you will see far better rewards. The best remedy for depression is exercise. Please Believe.

[Conformity]

Bars and clubs are a toss-up for me. If I can hear my friends and myself, I love it, but oftentimes that just isn't the case. Also, I don't like places where it takes 20min to get a drink and you barely have room to breathe. It's all about choosing the right time/day and place.

Go to a club where you can get bottle service and this is NEVER an issue.

[Blarg]

can't think of the word I was thinking of when I typed this, but we'll go with date rape drug

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psychopathic?

[Blarg]

can't think of the word I was thinking of when I typed this, but we'll go with date rape drug

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psychopathic?

[Conformity]

Ksandra knows whats up

[Tyche]

I couldn't talk to women to save my life, i can count my friends on one hand, ive been out drinking less than 5 times in the past three years (This is partially conformity's fault), but I could get in front of a group of 1,000 people while half naked and recite the federalist papers without missing a beat.

Also, there's no amount of personal training that could save Milad.

[Sera]

Take money away from the therapist and invest it in a personal trainer and you will see far better rewards. The best remedy for depression is exercise. Please Believe.

You are so obsessed with my well being, aren't you? Too bad you're a blithering idiot. You should try closing your asinine mouth. I think you'll see far better rewards. The best remedy for idiocy is silence. Please shut the fuck up.

[Abandon]

I think if you both stopped hating and began listening, you could learn a lot from each other.



























































lol

[Conformity]

I couldn't talk to women to save my life, i can count my friends on one hand, ive been out drinking less than 5 times in the past three years (This is partially conformity's fault), but I could get in front of a group of 1,000 people while half naked and recite the federalist papers without missing a beat.

Also, there's no amount of personal training that could save Milad.

1) That must be why you married and had 20 kids
2) LOL fuck you Im in pretty good shape now, no where near as fat as when you knew me

You are so obsessed with my well being, aren't you? Too bad you're a blithering idiot. You should try closing your asinine mouth. I think you'll see far better rewards. The best remedy for idiocy is silence. Please shut the fuck up.

Treadmill + Weight Training + Eating decently healthy = You being happy and getting the fuck off the internet more. Or, you can continue to live your miserable existence where this fucking forum means so much to your pathetic ass.

I think if you both stopped hating and began listening, you could learn a lot from each other.



























































lol

She aint teachin shit, just saltin.

[Sera]

I think if you both stopped hating and began listening, you could learn a lot from each other.
lol

don't you dare. don't you fucking dare.

[Conformity]

don't you dare. don't you fucking dare.

He's right you should listen more

[Sera]

He's right you should listen more

Shouldn't you be shutting the fuck up somewhere?

[Tyche]

You should feel bad for me and pay my way to Ibiza. I'm poor, soon to be unemployed, married, and have kids. I'll be your wingman and take the fat bitches and force the half decent ones to settle for your fat ass.