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**Insanecyclone** · 2012-08-22 23:33

ur not wild, ur mild

**Conformity** · 2012-08-22 23:43

Originally Posted by Mizango

Does it count if I paid for mine with cashiers checks? lol. Cause thats what I did.

No, you should get a job where you get free car + gas + insurance and they give you a new car every 3 years or 50k miles.

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

When is Conformity's episode of cribs?

5 mo years nigga, every year my salary increases by at least 25%. At this pace nigga gonna be a bawese.

Originally Posted by Abandon

I splurged on a pair of Prada sunglasses, and I can count exactly how many times I've felt it appropriate and safe to wear them

Ugh, stop buying sunglasses made by luxottica. Those glasses cost under 30 bucks to make and you are paying for the marketing of the brand that makes them. Go buy some Oliver Peoples, that some real white folk money shit right there.

**Abandon** · 2012-08-22 23:49

Nigga, I'm cheap as hell; i didn't pay full dollar for them. aka, hook up from friend, got them for ~120 bucks

**Abandon** · 2012-08-22 23:50

i didnt exactly BALL OUT

**Conformity** · 2012-08-22 23:52

No that is wack still. 120 bucks for sunglasses is no bueno. Go buy some Oliver Peoples if you gonna spend that cheese playa.

No wait, get them CHROME HEARTS man. I can actually afford a pair now, im gonna go cop me some!!!!!

***Blarg*** · 2012-08-22 23:54

I wear designer glasses but you've probably never heard of them

**Conformity** · 2012-08-22 23:56

What are they called? Are they chrome hearts?

http://www.opticsfast.com/product.as...ser=43&cur=USD

**Sera** · 2012-08-22 23:57

Wop v 2.0, calling it now.

**Abandon** · 2012-08-22 23:58

there's no way in fuck a person in their right mind should buy a pair of sunglasses for fucking 1700 dollas. nigga, you mad

**Conformity** · 2012-08-23 00:03

Originally Posted by Abandon

there's no way in fuck a person in their right mind should buy a pair of sunglasses for fucking 1700 dollas. nigga, you mad

The ones I want are 1250, nigga, you gotta put a pair of these on ya face. Come to LA sometime and I will take you to ilori and you can try these mane. OMFG WHEN YOU TRY THESE YOU WILL FEEL 1250 DOLLAS ON YO FACE AND IT WILL FEEL LIKE 1250 DOLLAS PLEASE BELIVE

**Rhyis.** · 2012-08-23 00:13

I am instantly reminded of the scene in the Mortal Kombat movie where Goro crushes Johnny Cage's sunglasses.

**Abandon** · 2012-08-23 00:23

do they even let black people into stores that sell 1700 dolla sunglasses? please beleive, if they turn their backs, i WILL run.

**Conformity** · 2012-08-23 00:27

Yes they do and yes you can run but you wont get very far. On Rodeo Blvd you will be the only black for MILES, you will eventually be caught.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-08-23 00:46

Or not let in the place to begin with.

**Conformity** · 2012-08-23 00:51

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

Or not let in the place to begin with.

They have big black people at the entrances to prevent theft

**Abandon** · 2012-08-23 01:40

we niggas in arms. they'll let me steal as long as i hook them up

**Conrad** · 2012-08-23 09:37

yeah well my glasses cost $200 and they automatically turn into sunglasses when I'm outside, plus they let me see. that's value

**Qalbert** · 2012-08-23 10:55

I just don't go outside, so I don't need sunglasses

**Conrad** · 2012-08-23 10:57

that's value

**Conformity** · 2012-08-23 12:45

someone reban qqal

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