Deleted all my porn today, this guy won by logic

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-09-05 19:34

**Day** · 2012-09-05 19:35

oh cool another reddit repost imagine that

**Day** · 2012-09-05 19:36

not my fault you ain't got my cache homie, i'm makin it rain over here

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-09-05 19:39

taken right from the front page, because I know how much it hurts your feelings

**Day** · 2012-09-05 19:43

you got me good bro

**Rhyis.** · 2012-09-05 19:46

**Howie Roary** · 2012-09-05 20:11

wait, so we're gay for talking about not touching our dicks, and you get to lol because you still touch yours and are telling a group of dudes about it

**Qalbert** · 2012-09-05 20:12

nigga you sucked a dick

**Howie Roary** · 2012-09-05 20:12

true, forever tainted

**Howie Roary** · 2012-09-05 20:13

katy perry needs to write a song about me

**Day** · 2012-09-05 20:27

i haven't discussed my dick touchage at all keep trying tho also lol

**Howie Roary** · 2012-09-05 20:58

nah, just contrasting

I'm okay with being wrong, not really hung up on it

**Day** · 2012-09-05 22:12

***Blarg*** · 2012-09-05 22:14

something / 10 for effort

**Abandon** · 2012-09-05 22:23

Originally Posted by Day

yup

**Day** · 2012-09-05 22:26

apparently this is what happens when you stop your masturbation addiction

**Shiroikage** · 2012-09-05 22:26

Originally Posted by Day

yeah

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-09-05 22:56

Originally Posted by Zealot

I think I know the problem here. Day hasn't got the spirit. Fellas! You've all got the spirit! Can we tell him who's to blame?

Perm: Mr. Porn.

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/k_ptPV2Lpds/mqdefault.jpg
Spam: Mr Porn.

Perm: Mr. Porn.

Mr. P-O-R-N-O

Conformity & Howie: That sure spells porn.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com...yguy110213.jpg
Perm: You will wind up with a shriveled horn, if you mess with Mr. Porn.

Conformity & Howie: Don't mess with Mr. Porn.

Spam: Don't mess with Mr. Porn.

Perm: Don't mess with Mr. P-O-R-N-O

If you can't get stiff 'cause your stick is fried

You'll feel better once you've testified

Spam: Testify

Howie: Oh yeah!

Spam: Testify! Testify!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iZRLX3D8J1w/0.jpg
Howie: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Perm: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Howie: One time I took a library book out and I fells asleep reading it and I left it under the bed. I forgot about it for three and a half years. I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty Day I sat down in front of Youporn and I never made it out of the house

Perm: Who's to blame?

Spam: Who's to blame?

Perm: What's his name?

Spam: We know his name, his name is

Mr. Porn

Mr. Porn

Mr. P-O-R-N-O won't keep you warm

And think of all the kids who won't be born when you mess with Mr. Porn!

Perm: If your porn folder is 2 terabytes wide

Spam: Terabytes wide!

Perm: You'll feel better once you've testified

Spam: Testified

Conformity: Oh Yeah

Spam: Testify

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3845693_a.jpg
Qal: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Perm: Well come forward dear brother and testify!

Qal: I used to be a magazine guy. Then I switched to the internet. Now I don't leave my couch and I've seen every porn parody ever. You name a parody, I've seen it

Spam: The Honeymoaners!

Qal: Seen it

Spam: Ally McSqueal!

Qal: Seen it

Spam: Good Will Humping!

Qal: Seen it

Spam: Battlestar Orgasmica!

Qal: Definitely seen it

Perm, Howie & Conformity: That's a shame

Spam: What a shame

Perm, Howie & Conformity: Who's to blame

Spam: for Chasey Lain?

His name is

Spam: What's his name?

His name is

Mr. Porn

Mr. Porn

Mr. P-O-R-N-O you must be torn

Your junk will look like an ear of corn

If you mess with Mr. Porn

If you've been so stiff they'd thought you died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Testify

Testify

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/pqJW9PKuLOA/hqdefault.jpg
Derock: This man wants to testify

Perm: Very well my brother

Let us lead him on the path of righteousness

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/4wWKxTiLstE/mqdefault.jpg
Derock: This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of spanking it he can only talk in grunts and poor sports comparisons.

Why, at one time, if you asked him what his favorite websites were he'd say al Jazeera, ESPN, and xkcd. But thanks to that old devil porn, it's all changed

What's your favorite website, Leroy?

Leroy: Brazzers!

Derock: He doesn't even like boobs!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...J4woXw1lec&t=1
Conformity: Now porno makes a big man small

And can lead to a life alone

Spam: Yeah!

Howie: It makes you numb and hard to come

With a vise grip on your bone

Spam: Yeah!

Milkster: Internet porn leaves all socks all worn

And you forget your girlfriend's name

Spam: Yeah!

Perm: You're a basket case flat on your face

And there's only one guy to blame

Spam: Mr. P-O-R-N-O

Mr. Porn

Mr. Porn

Mr. P-O-R-N-O Oh don't you learn
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...FyEv-UkEfz&t=1
Perm: You will wind up with a shriveled horn

If you mess with Mr. Porn

Spam: Don't mess with Mr. Porn

Perm: Oh Mr. Porn

Spam: Don't mess with Mr. Porn

Spam: Oh Mr. Porn

Spam: Don't mess with Mr. Porn

Conformity: Don't mess with P-O-R-N-O

'Cause that spells porn

And you never learn with Mr. Porn

Spam: Oh, Yeah!

Conformity: Don't mess around with Mr. Porn

Spam: Don't mess with Mr. Porn

Howie: That's what he said now

Spam: Don't mess with Mr. Porn

Perm: Oh Mr. Porn

Spam: Don't mess with Mr. Porn

Don't mess with Mr. ...

Don't mess with Mr. ...

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Don't mess with ah-ah

Oh Mr. Porn

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Yeah!

lol

**Conrad** · 2012-09-06 07:50

best part of that was leroy picture but when did it change from the one kid to that one

**Milkster** · 2012-09-06 10:44

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