Deleted all my porn today, this guy won by logic

[Tajin]

Yeah, one right before bed is great for passing right the fuck out.

co-sign

[Xajii]

When you guys jerk it before bed do you use tissues and just leave them on your bedside table or something

[Sera]

Yeah, one right before bed is great for passing right the fuck out.

co-sign

But you use porn for the ... let's call it the "lights out" fap -- right? Or do you just jerk off manually before bed & use porn for the others. Jesus you people have a lot of time to fap.

[Sera]

When you guys jerk it before bed do you use tissues and just leave them on your bedside table or something

tissues always seemed like a really weird choice. why not wetnaps or wipes? tissue would get all sticky

edit:
SOCKS. no wait,
BANANA PEELS.

[Qalbert]

When you guys jerk it before bed do you use tissues and just leave them on your bedside table or something

I use it to adhere motivational notes to the ceiling

[Tajin]

roger that. do all guys fap daily? even if they have sex regularly?

Shit is situational, I can go up to two weeks without masturbating, and two weeks of 2+ times a day; This is regardless of sex (your mileage may vary) sometimes I'll fap because teh sex was good, so I'm like "maaaan that was goood" and go at it.

[Qalbert]

Shit is situational, I can go up to two weeks without masturbating, and two weeks of 2+ times a day; This is regardless of sex (your mileage may vary) sometimes I'll fap because teh sex was good, so I'm like "maaaan that was goood" and go at it.

ah yes, the aftersocks

[Tajin]

But you use porn for the ... let's call it the "lights out" fap -- right? Or do you just jerk off manually before bed & use porn for the others. Jesus you people have a lot of time to fap.

Sometimes, most of the time not because watching porn, masturbating and holding the phone is awkward; and really for the best effect you have to fap and go to sleep.

[Sera]

masturbating and holding the phone is awkward.

wait what did i miss here

[Sera]

I use it to adhere motivational notes to the ceiling

/clap

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

wait what did i miss here

the 80's

[Milkster]

wait what did i miss here

Smartphones makes for smarter jerks.

[Xajii]

tissues always seemed like a really weird choice. why not wetnaps or wipes? tissue would get all sticky

edit:
SOCKS. no wait,
BANANA PEELS.

Designated sex/jerk-off towel works but can get prettty smelly

[Tajin]

wait what did i miss here

What milkster said, IF I'm masturbating before going to bed nowadays is usually using the phone, not the laptop (dont have desktop computer), or good old TV, but since I dont got the ++++plus cable premium package I have to make do with the erotic films they show after 11 or so.

[Tajin]

IF I'm masturbating before going to bed nowadays is usually using the phone, not the laptop

Gay and freak, gg faggot

[Rhyis.]

Jerk bucket. Store that jizz for later use.

[Abandon]

Designated sex/jerk-off towel works but can get prettty smelly

old roommate's gf found his towel. said there wasn't a loose part of it, as if it had been soaked, then frozen

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

That's fucking disgusting, I use a different silk cloth each time. The fuck is wrong with people?

[Tajin]

Col. Sanders Crunchy Recipe.

[Xajii]

That's fucking disgusting, I use a different silk cloth each time. The fuck is wrong with people?

Hahahaha what the fuck