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  1. #141
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    Re: Deleted all my porn today, this guy won by logic

    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Sounds a lot like bullshit to me cap'n.
    This, cant even begin to imagine wtf is wrong with you if you cant enjoy a fap.
    inb4 99problems...

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    I predicted agitation by the end of week 1, I am already itching for it. Although according to r/noFap over at Reddit, there is something called a Chaser Effect which is an increased desire to fap 1-3 days after intercourse

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    lol

  4. #144
    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Chaser effect lol

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    http://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/commen...ck_magnet_yes/

    This process changes - and usually improves - the life of every man who even attempts it. Here's the best part: You can channel that change and focus it on your sex life, if you choose to, and it will get you laid. IF you do it correctly, that is.... and don't cheat.

    Here's how: you have a primal, almost irresistible urge to procreate. That biological urge, when mixed with your testosterone, is intended to motivate you to jump out of bed in the morning ready to fight and fuck your way through the herd, leaving vanquished foes and satiated hoes in your wake. Unfortunately, our advanced brains and opposable thumbs over time have discovered an almost perfect and flawless cheat: Masturbation. After all, it's so much easier, so much less of a hassle, to simply cut all the corners, skip through the level, and polish that platinum trophy really fast until the end credits roll.

    Here's where this wonderful thing we're discovering called NoFap comes in: You, being the horny, over-sexed, perverted woman crazy fiend that you are, have a choice in how you get off.: Your hand or a vagina. You may feel like only one of those choices is viable, but that's merely because it's the EASY choice, so it appears to be the preferred one. Guess what: If you actually stop jerking off, and I mean STOP - eliminate it as a possibilty from your life (as I and many others have) - your sex starved brain and testicles will literally lead you out into the world and between the legs of a female. It just HAPPENS. Try it, you numbskull. You'll see that I speak the truth.

    "But....but.... Chinesegangster, that's easy for you to say but I have bad acne, back hair, a harelip, and my breath smells like a circus chimp's used diaper!"

    Fine. Lower your standards and look again. The only reason your standards are so irrationally high in the first place is because of that damn computer screen you've been sitting in front of half your life. Hint: now that you're no longer wasting your life in your comfy jerk-off chair, you will have plenty of time to apply Clearasil, shave your ape nape, and brush your teeth. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, THERE ARE REAL WOMEN OUT THERE WHO WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU. They're just waiting for you to poke your head into their personal space and say "Hello beautiful. You look bored. Can I help you with that?" Don't believe me? Go to the Manga section at Barnes and Noble right now. There are three (3) nerdy girls on the floor at this very moment feeling lonely and unattractive, faces pressed into some crappy Japanese rape comic, dreaming of the day that someone like you comes along and says those exact words.

    Stop mentally objecting to the wisdom of what I'm saying and automatically trying to make yourself the exception to this absolute rule. You're not different, you're not unique, and you're not a hopeless case. You're a MAN, and mother nature wants your penis to hang out inside wet vaginas. PORN HAS BEEN COCKBLOCKING YOU FROM YOURSELF. SNAP OUT OF IT! Stop jerking off, and sex will happen to you. You will do it for yourself on an unconscious and biological level and you will literally marvel as it's happening. And it will be FUN. Trust me, meeting and flirting with young women may be effort, but it sure as hell isn't work.

    I'm speaking undeniable truth here. This place has changed my life for the better, and I'm just like YOU.

    lol

  6. #146
    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    That was a good read, keeps me from beating off thusfar

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    haha

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    also, day... 3 or 4, dont remember. not that big a deal.

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    Everyone started at the same time so I guess this just became our 90 day challenge thread. That puts day 90 on the Sunday after Thanksgiving. Stay strong my soldiers. Let us support each other until Fapsgiving.

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    no turkey basting.

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    someones bound to stuff the turkey

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    5 days with no action this coming weekend and I am gonna Vesuvias any unfortunate turkey I dip my baster in

    exercise is suggested as a way to blow off steam, gonna find something active to do, as well as my daily bike ride to and from work

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    also, that giant copypasta is spelling and grammar error free

  14. #154
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    I am in on this, starting today!

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    Re: Deleted all my porn today, this guy won by logic

    Welcome to the 12 step program to getting the fuck out.

    Enjoy your flight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinzFermi View Post
    I am in on this, starting today!


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    Qalbert you are one of my favs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    Welcome to the 12 step program to getting the fuck out.

    Enjoy your flight.
    i like this post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post

    this is outstanding

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    It really is, very funny. Ha

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