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[Cream Soda]

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where you livin now, how much furniture you have in there, ever though about gettin free/cheap shit off craigslist?

2 Couches and a busted futon and no. Even before living here, I haven't had a bed in over a decade. Had a few couches, and this futon before it was busted (could lay it out but takes up way too much space in my room), but been sleeping on the ground for a very long time and it's comfortable enough for me.

when you gonna get a job?

Been trying to pick one up that can coexist with my school shit.

how do you get laid when you are homeless and shit on floors?

I have a home and while I still do shit on floors (in my back yard) the floors you are referring to only happened once, unfortunately

how do you shower

School gym, friend's house, or if desperate, take a gallon jug of water and go stand naked in my back yard, pour half of it on me, lather up, pour the other half on me to rinse

how often do you look at your life and get depressed as fuck

I don't. I'm actually very accustomed to this lifestyle. Could live this way the rest of my life to be honest.

do you have employment lined up for when you finish school? what are you going to do if you can't find good steady work straight away?

Negative, and continue what I'm doing now I suppose. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it

why do you fail to do even the most basic things to qualify as a human and productive member of society

I'm black

I think the question Tyven really wants to ask is why haven't you killed yourself? Skip the buildup next time dood, just go for the throat.

Been hit by enough cars, I'm sure one of them will do the job for me

<3 CS

How you doin'?

did you buy any more dishes

After my uncle moved out and took all the dishes/utensils, that bowl is the only thing left in this house when it comes to dishware, except 1 fork I kept up here to use with it

Do you have a bridge picked out when you realize your meaningless college degree couldn't land you a job?

I live in a 2 story house. No bridge required. Figured I'd do a head dive and stab myself in the heart on the way down to insure death.

do you dumpster dive
if so, why the fuck do you dumpster dive

I do not

Will you be shacking up with Leroy when it happens?

When what happens?

Have you considered bath salts?

Neg

when do you expect to begin taking care of yourself

I'm doing it now, the level of care I feel is absolutely necessary anyways. Eating, continuing education, etc. I'll worry about the other shit once I've dragged myself through school (or go onto grad school, in which I'd need student loans anyways so I'd take out enough to have my own shit as well)

do you sometimes wish you were a slave because then you would have free room and board

Too much work. I'd just go commit a crime and go to jail instead, and if I didn't get caught in the crime, it'd be one that would give me enough money to do what I needed to do.

Does that bone in your nose get in the way when you attempt to eat chicken?

The days of putting things in my nose are over. Snorted pop rocks (to see if they'd pop), candy cigarettes, cocoa powder, Parmesan cheese, and a few other things in high school for betting purposes in high school though

If you had the chance to move to another country, but retain your lifestyle (meaning you'd still be enrolled to some school, keeping your current progress, having a bike, a house, etc) which would you pick and why?

South Korea, see sig/avatar

Why don't you join the navy and go party up with Keiff.

Aside from homo parties with Keith, this is of no relevance to me.

what happened growing up that led to you living worse than a World Vision kid with flies on his face and not blinking?

Probably comes from my lack of giving a fuck

Why aren't you into things normal blacks like?

Rap, BET, Tyler perry etc

Into some rap, mainly anything older than 2006. Aside from Gambino, don't like most of the shit that comes out today. Though I like my Korean goodness better.

If your uncle moved out of the house who is paying the mortgage. Are you even legally living there

Nobody is, but it hasn't foreclosed yet, so no, I'm not here illegally for the time being.

[Seanr]

where you livin now, how much furniture you have in there, ever though about gettin free/cheap shit off craigslist?

[Charismatic]

when you gonna get a job?

[tyven]

how do you get laid when you are homeless and shit on floors?

[tyven]

how do you shower

[tyven]

how often do you look at your life and get depressed as fuck

[tyven]

do you have employment lined up for when you finish school? what are you going to do if you can't find good steady work straight away?

[Conrad]

why do you fail to do even the most basic things to qualify as a human and productive member of society

[Brill Weave]

I think the question Tyven really wants to ask is why haven't you killed yourself? Skip the buildup next time dood, just go for the throat.

[Brill Weave]

<3 CS

[Conrad]

did you buy any more dishes

[Rhinox]

Do you have a bridge picked out when you realize your meaningless college degree couldn't land you a job?

[Conrad]

do you dumpster dive
if so, why the fuck do you dumpster dive

[Rhinox]

Will you be shacking up with Leroy when it happens?

[Rhinox]

Have you considered bath salts?

[Conrad]

when do you expect to begin taking care of yourself

[Qalbert]

do you sometimes wish you were a slave because then you would have free room and board

[Rhinox]

Does that bone in your nose get in the way when you attempt to eat chicken?

[Brill Weave]

do you sometimes wish you were a slave because then you would have free room and board

WOW

[Qalbert]

lol