2012-2013 NFL Week 1: The Ed Hochuli Memorial

[jmc]

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Yea, he is sitting on the bench for me this week. Figured he wasn't going to see many snaps if he was even cleared to play.

[Cail]

eagles cut kafka

[Tweek]

who is their backup when Vick dies? or did they cut Kafka cause Vick is now superman with kevlar?

[Headspace]

who is their backup when Vick dies? or did they cut Kafka cause Vick is now superman with kevlar?

FOLES

[Tweek]

FOLES

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[Xajii]

AFC Season Predictions
AFC East: New England Patriots
AFC South: Tennessee Titans
AFC North: Baltimore Ravens
AFC West: Denver Broncos
Wild Cards: Pittsburgh Steelers, Houston Texans.

The AFC has a bunch of shitty teams and some really shit coaches, too. New England and Baltimore have their divisions on lock thanks to a soft division and some brutal injuries that outweigh Suggs' respectively. The Titans have alot of young talent and a knack for beating the Texans. Peyton Manning will perform well enough but get shit on during the postseason.

NFC Season Predictions
NFC East: Philadelphia Eagles
NFC South: Atlanta Falcons
NFC North: Chicago Bears
NFC West: Seattle Seahawks
Wild Cards: Green Bay Packers, New Orleans Saints

The Saints fall a little bit after a miserable offseason, but with Brees, Graham, Sproles, and Colston running the offense, they can only fall so far. The Bears win through a tough division with the most well-rounded team and Cutler is better p rotected throughout the year. Russell Wilson joins the elite crew of rookie QBs who take their team to the playoffs, despite mostly being carried by a strong defense and weak division. The NFC East is retarded and is not worth discussing.

Postseason Predictions

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP: New England Patriots @ Baltimore Ravens

A rematch, this time in the Ravens' home stadium. New England's curious offseason moves will by this point have paid off in the form of a big-name signing or trade with a defensive player. However, New England's offensive line is run down, and Terrell Suggs' return in January combined with the ever-tricky defensive shifts leave Tom Brady on his ass. Justin Tucker nails every shot. Torrey Smith grabs a game-winning catch.

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP: Chicago Bears @ Atlanta Falcons

Matt Ryan shakes his postseason jubblies and connects with Julio and Roddy White all the way to a home NFCCG. However, the Falcons aren't very used to playing a strong defense. Chicago blitzes hard and often, ironically scoring a safety on the unprepared Atlanta offense. Julio does, however, manage to burn the Bears secondary a bit, making it a close game. A strong kickoff return and a couple short-yard gains give Robbie Gould center stage to kick the game-winning field goal.

SUPERBOWL: Baltimore Ravens VS Chicago Bears

Two teams historically considered as defensive elites face off. Both have strong running games and a developing passing offense. By this point in the season, though, some injuries are expected. The game will come down to whether Baltimore's offensive line can hold up long enough to let Flacco burn the Bears' secondary. Cam Cameron will be afraid to utilize Ray Rice and the team very well may suffer from it. A recently returned Suggs will force a critical fumble and return it for a touchdown, but the Ravens' abysmal special teams squad will let Devin Hester all the way across the field in response. In the final minute and a half of the game, Flacco will connect with Pitta, Boldin, and Smith to get down to the 35-yard line, where the Bears defense stops him. Justin Tucker will come out to nail the game-tying field goal, but at the last second, Lovie Smith's eyes grow wide with terror when he realizes that it's a fake - Justin Tucker gets a block to the right and runs straight through a confused squad for the winning touchdown. He rips off his jersey to reveal a FUCK KICKERS undershirt and plays the rest of his days in the NFL as a running back.

[Cail]

stuff

[Xajii]

Dallas @ NYG - The Giants underestimate a prepared Cowboys offense eager to shake off their naysayers. NY will not be able to get any semblance of a run game going.

Indianapolis @Chicago - Game w ill be closer than it should be, but good for Cutler to shake off the dust and hit Marshall a couple of times.

Philadelphia @ Cleveland - The only game that Michael Vick manages to avoid hurting a rib all season.

New England @ Tennessee - A much closer game than most would expect; Tennessee regrets trading Finnegan as the confusing matchups end their day.

Atlanta @ Kansas City - Julio Jones makes other teams look stupid.

Jacksonville @ Minnesota - Ponder starts to look a little more comfortable with a couple of halfway reliable targets in Harvin and Simpson.

Washington @ New Orleans - RGIII runs a lot, Drew Brees passes a lot, guess how that turns out.

Buffalo @ NYJ - The Bills begin another strong first part of the season by making their division rivals suffer through their first of many weeks where ESPN coverage amounts to "Why not start Tebow?"

St. Louis @ Detroit - This won't even be fun to watch.

Miami @ Houston - See the above.

San Francisco @ Green Bay - No miracles for Vernon Davis this time around facing an elite offense.

Seattle @ Arizona - The Russell Wilson circlejerk begins.

Carolina @ Tampa Bay - I still don't see Tampa putting it together.

Pittsburgh @ Denver - Peyton is at his best against strong defensive minds. The Steelers struggle to get an offense going outside of some short passes to Brown and 4-yard Redman gains.

Cincinnati @ Baltimore - Though largely unable to get to the QB, Ravens rely on their elite secondary to shut down Green and deliver a healthy dose of Ray Rice to the endzone.

San Diego @ Oakland - Some retard on Oakland that everyone thinks will break out this year gets injured in Week 1, the Chargers get theirh opes up too high after their first win.

[Xajii]

I'm sorry that Julio Jones is better than any player on the entire Panthers squad

[Chun Liroy]

Stop picking the cowboys you motherfuckers.

[Cail]

I'm sorry that Julio Jones is better than any player on the entire Panthers squad

[Chun Liroy]

He may be stupid, but he's not wrong.

[Headspace]

He just described the Ravens secondary as elite.

Stupid.

[Tweek]

Xajii making a run early for this years NFL shit poster, I doubt leroy will just lay down but I'm sure there is room for them to share the title

[Cail]

He may be stupid, but he's not wrong.

Spoiler: show

[Chun Liroy]

Julio > Steve Smith

[Xajii]

He just described the Ravens secondary as elite.

Stupid.

Lardarius Webb can cover any #1 receiver in the league. Ed Reed and Bernard Pollard are the best safety tandem in the league. Sorry you're mad about AJ Green not getting shit on Baltimore.

[Gadritan]

Julio > Steve Smith

Moot point. Cam.

[Xajii]

Xajii making a run early for this years NFL shit poster, I doubt leroy will just lay down but I'm sure there is room for them to share the title

If you want to criticize me then tell me what about my posts you think is stupid. Cail is clearly only mad that I'm not giving the Panthers any credit, consdering he and I have the same two teams going to the Superbowl.

I can't ever tell which team you root for so I don't even know what you're mad at. Trying not to be a bottom feeder yourself so you nip at my ankles? Not a good look, Tweekie

[Chun Liroy]

Moot point. Cam.

2 points > Cam