GW2: Random Complaint Thread: Complaining about Complaints since day 1

[Kuishen]

Oh wow did you seriously delete my post pointing out how you're wrong?

EDIT: Let's recap.

1. Katlan makes first post in this thread in about a month.
2. Several people, myself included, point out how it's a stupid complaint.
3. The only thing done wrong by anybody was some potshots at Shiyo, but those were stopped and ignored.
4. Katlan tells everybody to knock it off.
5. I make a post agreeing with Churchill and pointing out that we have every right to point out a stupid complaint in the complaint thread.
6. Somebody, I can only assume it was Katlan, deleted said post.

Did I miss anything?

[ClarkSammich]

new complaint: everyone on ehmry bay sucks dick at this game and provides no challenge to the manguuma ubermensch

[Kuishen]

new complaint: everyone on ehmry bay sucks dick at this game and provides no challenge to the manguuma ubermensch

Why do you think I detest WvW? Shitty commanders, shitty guilds, shitty players.

[Churchill]

The best part of the game really, it's just hit or miss by server.

[Kuishen]

I'm sure I would give a shit or two about it if Ehmry Bay started doing well, but they've been consistently bad since a couple weeks after launch and it's left a completely sour taste in my mouth regarding that entire game mode.

There have been a few occasions while doing monthly player kills that me and a friend or two have actually enjoyed ourselves but they are far and few between.

[Eanae]

Another Katlan vs the world thread? Let's keep this more random complaint and less who can troll who more. =/

I haven't really played in a while but about when I stopped playing Ehmry had just got hit by some major exploits involving the orbs which caused some mass transfers and things never recovered by the time I completely stopped playing. Sounds to me like the server never got it's spark back after those incidents. That's a shame.

[Dragir]

I *did* propose that we make the official server Sanctum of Rall. Just sayin'.

[The Blackrose]

Oh wow did you seriously delete my post pointing out how you're wrong?

Post restored.

Now, Katlan, what's stopping me from punching you right the fuck out of here?

Keep in mind that this is a real mod. The kind you threatened to employ in the first place.

[ClarkSammich]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

[Churchill]

I love it when a plan comes together.

[Lucavi]

new complaint: everyone on ehmry bay sucks dick at this game and provides no challenge to the manguuma ubermensch

Fuck you, buddy. With all of the orb hacks and constant server transfers on and off of every server, there's no point in bitching about individual servers, because no real guild is currently where they started. That's pretty grimy to try and talk gunk after everything that's gone down.

Anet seriously dropped the ball with the free server transfers... that shit should have been locked down after the first month of launch.

[Kuishen]

Post restored.

Now, Katlan, what's stopping me from punching you right the fuck out of here?

Keep in mind that this is a real mod. The kind you threatened to employ in the first place.

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[Rhyis.]

new complaint: everyone on ehmry bay sucks dick at this game and provides no challenge to the manguuma ubermensch

Scrub transfers jocking on my server after the fact. Motherfucker, do you even pray to the Great Lord Flame Ram?

[Kuishen]

Wow. Just wow. Anet completely ruined AC.

Let's list all of the relevant changes made here:

All Paths:
-Spider Hatchlings have more health than is necessary.
-Spider Queen's poison fields, there are more of them and they do triple the damage they did previously, if she is close to a wall then you will die, you need to draw her out.
-Graveling Hatchlings have way more health than is necessary.
-Framerate goes to shit whenever there is a mound up because they upped the spawn rate on hatchlings to a ridiculous amount.
-Graveling Stalkers go invulnerable if anybody is hit by their ground burst move and if they are spamming it then unless everybody is on point on dodging it takes way too long to kill them because you can't damage them 70% of the time.
-ALL THE FUCKING KNOCKBACK. Be prepared to not have control of your character any time you engage a group of gravelings, all of them now have some form of knockback and they use it liberally. There are not enough stun breakers in the world for this.

Path 1:

-First scepter your framerate goes to absolute shit and the spawn rates of hatchlings are off the charts, it's still fairly easy but way more annoying now.
-Howling King... spawns a RETARDED amount of adds now (complete with retarded amounts of knockback) and Hodgins is completely unreliable in placing down his fire fields, and when he does they only last a couple seconds anyways. Oh and they do a fair amount of damage to you if you stand in them. If the fields were up for a reasonable amount of time and if there was actually some semblance of an enmity system in this game then this feature might work, but until then this fucking sucks.

Path 2:

-Framerate goes to shit in the spike trap room.
-Ghost Eater fight is completely borked. We had several of the traps simply stop working once we got them to full, and Ghost Eater himself just stood still for minutes at a time not doing anything. If you have a pet class with you then this fight becomes way harder because pets attacking Ghost Eater spawns ectos and they put vulnerability on you if you're standing near them. This fight requires way too much coordination and is going to be a gigantic chore with PUGs. We had 2 randoms and one of them was a minion master necro that wouldn't listen and just kept spawning a hundred ectos.

Path 3:

-The room with the 5 mounds is a chore because ridiculous hatchling spawn rate and all the fucking knockdown, albeit this isn't as bad as it could have been.
-Colossus Rumblus does a ridiculous amount of damage, cripples, attacks fast and uses knockback liberally. If you get caught outside of the shield that Grast puts up then you're simply dead, and you will be put outside of it because Colossus will knock you out of it. At least Grast was reliable in putting the shield up but sometimes he's nowhere fucking near the mob and you either can't get to him in time or can't damage the mob because he's too far away.

Kholer is fine and we didn't actually get a Troll so I can't comment on that but essentially the only thing they did right was lower the mobs hp. All of these concepts for the boss fights are really cool in theory but are extremely poorly executed, as was the case with most of the other dungeons in the game.

I don't understand why they ruined the only balanced dungeon in the game and my guild leader is livid because AC was the one thing he enjoyed doing everyday and they just took a massive shit all over it. Like there was literally no reason for any of these changes and the fact that they can't even get them to fucking work right before they implement them is icing on the cake.

It's like they want everybody to play like the scrubs that sit back and only use ranged attacks.

[ronin sparthos]

AC meet the WAR and Guardian only craze.

Nice to meet you.

[Celeras]

Its harder but I did it without any full wipes, with the exception of spider cos we were off guard lol. Can't say I noticed the frame drops.

My complaint: FINAL REST FROM SHADOW BEHEMOTH MY FUCKING ASS.

[Churchill]

-Framerate goes to shit in the spike trap room.
-Ghost Eater fight is completely borked. We had several of the traps simply stop working once we got them to full, and Ghost Eater himself just stood still for minutes at a time not doing anything. If you have a pet class with you then this fight becomes way harder because pets attacking Ghost Eater spawns ectos and they put vulnerability on you if you're standing near them. This fight requires way too much coordination and is going to be a gigantic chore with PUGs. We had 2 randoms and one of them was a minion master necro that wouldn't listen and just kept spawning a hundred ectos.

?

Is there some strategy to Ghost Eater besides dps until dead?

[ClarkSammich]

looooooooooool final rest drops off shadow behemos?
no wonder nobody got it forever, that shit was broken for months

[Corrderio]

The fact there is no /check option for other players. I'd love to know what some of these scrubs I roll with on my engineer wear.

I'm still not sure what's worse, taking over an hour and a half and counting to complete P3 of SE, or me not having any common sense and crashing my game.

[Shiyo]

Good to know Anet still doesn't have a QA department and makes us alpha test their game for them. Holy fuck LOL. How could something so obvious(Raped FPS everywhere) get released?