
Originally Posted by
Kohan
Here, Hashmalum. Have a seat. Just for a moment, please. This won't take long.
Now, look. I understand how hard life must be for you. You're the most amazing game designer, slash artist, director, slash programmer, slash—well, let's just cut this list short by saying you're the most amazing everything. We know that. You must be, and you emphasize it when you call everything and everyone around you out on their inability to understand your magnificence. It's rough.
When Square Enix didn't personally listen to your own impassioned and profanity-laden explanation as to their idiocy—which they should have, considering that they're a miserable game developer that's been around for over twenty years while you're the sole pinnacle of brilliance rising above them on the Internet, the Golden Voice, if you will—they made an awful mistake. You told them what to do, and it doesn't matter that you've never seen their source code, nor their internal design tools, nor anything else related to their processes, because you're right. Always. Every time.
And when this random person, this fellow named "Obsidian," tried to theorize as to how things could work, you blasted them for daring to reveal such curiosity, for they were wrong. No one can ever be wrong, not in your presence. It is so disgusting that you cannot even bear it. Despite your ordinarily indomitable intelligence, their offensive normalcy has exhausted you so that you cannot be bothered to enlighten them.
I can sympathize with you, and the daily struggles you endure. You are magnificent, special, and all-knowing, and the rest of the world—so insignificant, so insufferable—just irritates you. How bothersome it is.
Try, though. Try, for the sake of your fellow man, to manage it. Struggle against the knowledge of your being the most fantastical two-legged creature to ever grace this Earth with its presence, and fight against the desire to look down upon all of these lowly beings.
Don't spare them actual content and explanation. However will they learn if you do? Further, don't spray your hateful spittle all over them. They cannot learn from that.
You, as an omnipotent being, can clearly bring about the salvation of the human race. But you must try, Hashmalum. You must try.
Do it for them.