Low Sex Drive

[Weltall]

For the record, I said 8.5 through 10's. Lol..

Also, one man's 8.5/10 can really only become, at worst, a 5.5-6/10 if we are talking basic, white hot blonds and brunettes. Red heads, asians, and blacks I guess are very much up to the individual.

Anyway, I can easily see how he is tired of her.

Protip: Never marry a woman unwilling to use backdoor

[Rhyis.]

Yep

Same shit.

[archibaldcrane]

Didn't read past page 2, what is her problem with anal?

[Churchill]

friend sounds like a bitch, dunno why OP is trying to fuck her she must be awful

[Ksandra]

any friends trying to bang you ksan

I'm not an overweight Melissa Joan Hart so no

[Ashmada]

Somehow I find it difficult to believe someone who plays fighting games 24/7 is turning down pussy from 8/10's on a constant basis. lol

Disbelief should be the default when faced with a wild intarwebz boast.
"I turn down pussy from 8/10s" means "I have rule 34'd some pokeymans and own a deviantart account."

[Churchill]

too easy

[Iku]

She needs to man the fuck up and takes it in the butt. The more she denies it, the more he wants it. If she wont let him stick in the butt, he will stick into someone else poophole. I has this craze about anal sex about 2 years ago. At first, my gf was like " Gross, that is my poop hole. go fuck yourself"; but soon she gave in. I did it, didnt like it. Never ask for it again. Problem solved.

[kuronosan]

Giving your partner a line once in a while as compromise is a good thing. He wants to do something, she doesn't. Depending on his level commitment he will go elsewhere to get it and find out whether he does or doesn't like it.

[Ksandra]

if op is correct he said they tried twice but she didn't like it 'cause it hurt. Just proves the dude doesn't know how to do anal correctly. maybe give him some videos on how to make it feel good and their problem will be solved.

[Hushigoshi]

One man's 8/10 is another man's 2/10.

Never fucked an 8, but I slept with four 2's.

[Howie Roary]

if op is correct he said they tried twice but she didn't like it 'cause it hurt. Just proves the dude doesn't know how to do anal correctly. maybe give him some videos on how to make it feel good and their problem will be solved.

noob probably isn't using lube, of course it hurts dumbass

[Ksandra]

noob probably isn't using lube, of course it hurts dumbass

that and there's a lot of idiots out there who fuck a butt like it's a vagina. Can't go that hard or the girl ain't never gonna do it again.

[Howie Roary]

yeah, she needs to have relaxed muscles, regardless of if she's had it before, and he needs to know the angle of the plumbing inside or it's gonna OHGODGETOUT hurt

best thing is for her to be drunk, moreso than him, it'll numb the pain (I'm told) and most importantly will help her relax (drunk doesn't mean you don't need lube)

also soap and water is a good idea immediately beforehand :p

[Ksandra]

also soap and water is a good idea immediately beforehand :p

required

[shidobu]

rofl why did i click on this

mouth full of food and you guys are giving out anal tips..

and why the fuck is there not a picture yet

[Dimmauk]

She should say she will do anal, but she gets to fuck his ass first.

[Dimmauk]

rofl why did i click on this

mouth full of food and you guys are giving out anal tips..

and why the fuck is there not a picture yet

I agree, we need a pic of her anus. It's purely for perspective.

[Milkster]

I heard we were talking about anal now, douches, lube and rimming = phenomenal anal.

[kuronosan]

I agree, anal pics definitely required for topographical purposes.