Low Sex Drive

**Souj** · 2012-09-25 16:28

Let's Maury it up in this thread.
Obviously the man is cheating on his wife. With his wife's best friend and confidant.

**wyrmtung** · 2012-09-25 16:33

Originally Posted by Souj

So you started this thread not to ask advice how to help a friend who's being abused, but to solely find out if he's secretly masturbating?

I already assumed he was. Just wanted to find out if YOU agree that he's secretly masturbating. Perfectly valid reason to start a thread, amirite?

Seriously though, shit's been bothering me hardcore cuz I can't relate to the idea of not wanting to get off once in a while. I could understand if there was medication or medical condition involved but it's not the case. Just wondering if my line of thinking was way off in my assumption.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-09-25 16:34

Speaking of masturbating.

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

**Ashmada** · 2012-09-25 17:07

For Wyrmtung, because Wyrmtung won't:

http://www.perfectpeople.net/photo-p...1029546005.jpg

**Souj** · 2012-09-25 17:15

to be fair, he said she weighed more.

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...hart-1-467.jpg

**shidobu** · 2012-09-25 17:20

Originally Posted by Souj

to be fair, he said she weighed more.

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/as...hart-1-467.jpg

im all for chubby white girls

but her face >

**Dimmauk** · 2012-09-25 17:29

I tell my wife I don't masturbate, and I don't look at hot women. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.

**Kerberoz** · 2012-09-25 17:37

He's trying to get us to buy pop-psych drivel from Amazon now? And still no pics? Damn.

**kuronosan** · 2012-09-25 17:40

Originally Posted by wyrmtung

I already assumed he was. Just wanted to find out if YOU agree that he's secretly masturbating. Perfectly valid reason to start a thread, amirite?

Seriously though, shit's been bothering me hardcore cuz I can't relate to the idea of not wanting to get off once in a while. I could understand if there was medication or medical condition involved but it's not the case. Just wondering if my line of thinking was way off in my assumption.

There are potentially deeper problems at play here and you care about whether he lies about masturbation? Maybe you're gay for him.

**Churchill** · 2012-09-25 17:48

OP wants to fuck the dude, how did we miss this

**Sepukku** · 2012-09-25 20:11

Originally Posted by Churchill

OP wants to fuck the dude, how did we miss this

winner^

I tell my wife I don't masturbate, and I don't look at hot women. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.

My girlfriend started gradually picking up the habit of saying boys were cute or handsome to me so when I got fed up I started indicating every girl that I would fuck as we were out and about on a day off together, I'm not sure she even made it 45 minutes.

**Hatedregret** · 2012-09-25 20:12

Do people really tell people they don't masturbate? Do husbands really lie about it? I can't imagine being able to keep that shit up for long haha. I just straight up talk about it.

**kuronosan** · 2012-09-25 20:15

I tell my wife. We regularly check other people out and talk about their cuteness. Rule is always look at the menu but know where you eat. She knows if I get none I jerk it. Only insecure bitches have a problem with that shit.

**Apelila** · 2012-09-25 21:36

Originally Posted by Churchill

OP wants to fuck the dude, how did we miss this

Maybe he wants both of them. It's not gay in a three way.

**mallister** · 2012-09-25 21:59

keep telling yourself that.

**Furionstormrage** · 2012-09-25 22:10

Originally Posted by kuronosan

I tell my wife. We regularly check other people out and talk about their cuteness. Rule is always look at the menu but know where you eat. She knows if I get none I jerk it. Only insecure bitches have a problem with that shit.

A thousand times this ^

My wife and I don't live under the delusion that you're only attracted to one person. She checks out dudes, I check out girls, she points out girls she thinks are cute, but we draw the line at looking. We know each other masturbate, I mean come on, we're adults. I can't imagine living a life where I had to lie to my wife about jerking off, I wouldn't last a day.

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-09-25 22:18

Originally Posted by kuronosan

I tell my wife. We regularly check other people out and talk about their cuteness. Rule is always look at the menu but know where you eat. She knows if I get none I jerk it. Only insecure bitches have a problem with that shit.

Yep

**Apelila** · 2012-09-25 22:37

Originally Posted by mallister

keep telling yourself that.

Its totally gay when I have a 3 way bro.

**Seraph** · 2012-09-25 22:59

Originally Posted by wyrmtung

She is looking for a good Christian excuse because the church and divorce courts often sides with the man in these cases.

What the fuck is this I don't even.

**hey** · 2012-09-25 23:42

Originally Posted by Seraph

What the fuck is this I don't even.

My guess is he's not from the us.

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