So I got married

[Eurell]

Hey guys. I got divorced so now I need to warn everyone about this horrible women every chance I get. Did I mention women are horrible and will ruin your life?

[Byrthnoth]

Jacques is a result of somehow being insanely popular while barely saying anything, and the fact that I think I'm not the only one who thought he was Yuber for abit(if you played the chapters in different orders , when he disappears to nap/look at the sky/etc and you notice Yuber appearing somewhere in someone elses chapter, you'd probably think the same thing).

I now feel like I need to re-play Suikoden III to decide whether or not Jacques is Yuber. They should release a Jacques only game (Duck Hunt-style) where you shoot rabbits and take naps.

[Silenka]

lol @ 5 pages of bitching about how much marriage sucks and how it can ruin you in a thread about congratulating a brand new marriage

poor fffffff (again)

[Cleverness]

He's not, you eventually see them both of them on the same screen if you bring him to certain events. And the hair doesn't match, but it felt that way for abit to a young person such as myself.

[Streak]

You guys are pretty naive. Come back and tell me about your divorces and the lessons you learned. Given probability at least 5 of the posters who replied by now should be getting divorced in the next few years... and of those at least 3 will be fucked over by the partner they love and wanted to share their lives with forever currently.

I only sound like an asshole because that's what the system does to you. Trust me, you guys have no clue what family law does to men. Feel free to look up some of my older posts.

[Byrthnoth]

He's not, you eventually see them both of them on the same screen if you bring him to certain events. And the hair doesn't match, but it felt that way for abit to a young person such as myself.

I don't believe you. I think I need to replay Suikoden III anyway.

[Julian]

Lucretia is Hugo's father.

[Cleverness]

If you replay S3 and make anyone but Hugo the Flame Champion I will be disappointed.

[Eurell]

You guys are pretty naive. Come back and tell me about your divorces and the lessons you learned. Given probability at least 5 of the posters who replied by now should be getting divorced in the next few years... and of those at least 3 will be fucked over by the partner they love and wanted to share their lives with forever currently.

I only sound like an asshole because that's what the system does to you. Trust me, you guys have no clue what family law does to men. Feel free to look up some of my older posts.

You don't just sound like an asshole. You are an asshole. Do you think people are unaware that tons of people get divorced and it can happen to anyone? Were you unaware of this when you were married for some reason? Dude, we know, we just don't care. Say congratulations and good luck and move the fuck on. Noone needs to be reminded of potential misery every time anyone says anything.

Hey, all you guys staring at the computer screen laughing at this thread, be careful! Staring at the screen too long might hurt your eyes and give you a headache because computer screens are bitches and don't care about you!

[Eurell]

Lucretia is Hugo's father.

Read that as Hojo at first and was really fucking confused.

[Ksandra]

wow Streak is an asshole lol

yep, good thing he keeps posting though, as it's becoming more and more apparent. That way people won't take his retarded advice.

idiotic rant

Get a prenup then, moron. Not say that women shouldn't be able to stay at home.

[wipers]

Notice how fast it goes from I'm married to FF discussion.

[tyven]

yall just mad that streak is the realest in the game

[Byrthnoth]

I was considering making Geddoe the Flame Champion this time. Or trying to fuck with my save data somehow to make Jacques the Flame Champion. Hugo has always been the Flame Champion before and I'm ready to read some alternative dialogue!

[tyven]

I was considering making Geddoe the Flame Champion this time. Or trying to fuck with my save data somehow to make Jacques the Flame Champion. Hugo has always been the Flame Champion before and I'm ready to read some alternative dialogue!

geddoe!

[Headspace]

I am gonna be a stay at home dad.

[AoE]

Yo if I went to a bar, and Snookie were there, I would want Streak to be there to punch her for me. Give him a few years to heal and we might have to give him the title of real underscore nigga.

[Howie Roary]

Get a prenup then, moron.

I was gonna say, I mean, even in a loving relationship, divorce could happen, the rate is terribly high, and both people make money before the relationship, why change it after starting it and especially entering into marriage?

Keep the finances separate and help support the kids like you would have anyway. I wouldn't object to a prenup, I don't see why it has to be an offensive thing. If you must, keep track of who paid for what towards any shared property like the house and cash that out no questions asked if/when it ends

you wanna say "talk to me after your divorce", how about I talk to you right now and tell you why I'm not marrying a depressed idiot or an abusive asshole or someone that won't give head (I am not living the rest of my life without a bj). You act like it's such common knowledge these financial setups screw men but play the dummy card and glaze over the fact you did nothing to protect yourself from this going in

[Xno Kappa]

How the fuck does anyone get married to a woman who doesn't suck dick!? Some of you're lives are fucking horrible lol.

[tyven]

my bitch suck dick like she suck dick