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  1. 2012-10-10 00:24 #221
    Kang
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    I liked the luchador mask suggestion. Use that and call yourself one of the following:

    El Penis Grande,
    El Penis Grande, Jr.,
    or El Hijo del Penis Grande.
  2. 2012-10-10 00:47 #222
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kang View Post
    El Penis Grande, Jr.,
    Make this happen man. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
  3. 2012-10-10 00:54 #223
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    Here's an idea for creating that mask, just remember to replace the ice cream cone with your lil buddy.

    http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/E..._del_Ice_Cream
  4. 2012-10-15 20:39 #224
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    It turned out pretty great.

    http://randyblue.com/video/adrian-derek/2537
  5. 2012-10-15 20:40 #225
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    oh my god. gonna have a female friend watch, and see what they think
  6. 2012-10-15 21:27 #226
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    I don't know what I'm more jealous of, the guy you got to fuck or that it would take an insane amount of effort on my part to look as good as either of you.
  7. 2012-10-15 21:34 #227
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    It turned out pretty great.

    http://randyblue.com/video/adrian-derek/2537
    would saying "That's pretty gay", be a compliment or an insult?
  8. 2012-10-15 21:58 #228
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    I watched it just to see what you looked like (because I'm a RL pic thread whore). You're very handsome!

    Now tell me, because I've always been curious. Are porn people short just to make the bits look bigger? SO CURIOUS!
  9. 2012-10-15 22:53 #229
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    It turned out pretty great.

    http://randyblue.com/video/adrian-derek/2537
    Gonna need more than a 1 minute clip.
  10. 2012-10-15 23:01 #230
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun! View Post
    I watched it just to see what you looked like (because I'm a RL pic thread whore). You're very handsome!

    Now tell me, because I've always been curious. Are porn people short just to make the bits look bigger? SO CURIOUS!
    laughed
  11. 2012-10-16 19:07 #231
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun! View Post
    I watched it just to see what you looked like (because I'm a RL pic thread whore). You're very handsome!

    Now tell me, because I've always been curious. Are porn people short just to make the bits look bigger? SO CURIOUS!
    No, it depends on the actor. It's just that the majority of porn actors are like the majority of the population: short/average height.

    Quote Originally Posted by hey View Post
    Gonna need more than a 1 minute clip.
    Buy a membership.

    Quote Originally Posted by Souj View Post
    would saying "That's pretty gay", be a compliment or an insult?
    I guess that's a compliment.
  12. 2012-10-16 19:11 #232
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    how much did you get for it? (not watching, sorry, not into teh pornos)
  13. 2012-10-16 19:13 #233
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    how much did you get for it? (not watching, sorry, not into teh pornos)
    Gay.
  14. 2012-10-16 19:15 #234
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    how much did you get for it? (not watching, sorry, not into teh pornos)
    3k.

    Edit: Typing in the dark.
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    With one hand? I hope you're spanking it to your own porn. That's a level of narcissism I can respect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    With one hand? I hope you're spanking it to your own porn. That's a level of narcissism I can respect.
    While using the dildo I had made of my penis.
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    That's the ticket.
  18. 2012-10-16 20:09 #238
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    wait... do you wear thongs milk?

    How does that even work...!?
  19. 2012-10-16 21:08 #239
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Buy a membership.
    Fuck paying $13 for that.
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    I dated a guy who did porn (Coco Dorm 5). Somehow it didn't occur to me until 4 weeks after we broke it off that I could watch a porn of him. It's surprising how much of a non-issue doing porn is.
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