Dating a Christian

[archibaldcrane]

...odds are she wants to try to "save" you.

Cool, then fuck her brains out for a bit and get rid of her when she gets annoying.

Not sure what the problem is here, the amount of bitchassness in here is kinda surprising. For a man, women really aren't that scary.

[Hatedregret]

Do not eat or drink anything at that straight and gay alliance club. I'd also go with covert conversion. I've never met a single hardcore Christian that didn't eventually try to change how I view things.

[Brill Weave]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. I did not know she's Puerto Rican. Run the fuck away. Puerto Rican chicks are fucking insane. Add that natural genetic insanity onto religious zealotry and you've got a recipe for disaster. Puerto Rican girls are literally the only race that I would never date again. Never.

[Cream Soda]

Do not eat or drink anything at that straight and gay alliance club. I'd also go with covert conversion. I've never met a single hardcore Christian that didn't eventually try to change how I view things.

Well, only known her a month, haven't seen her try to push anything on anyone. Hell she even knows how shitty I eat and brings me food from home every tues/thurs and it never comes with "Oh don't thank me, thank Jesus" or "Oh hey, did you want to come to church with me by the way", etc.

That being said, the Puerto Rican makes me say steer clear

[archibaldcrane]

Jesus you guys are pussies, I've dated Cubans, Puerto Ricans, shit's really not that scary.

Seriously.

Bitch

ass

ness

[Seraph]

Abort. Abort. Pull up. Pull up.

[Hatedregret]

You can get pussy anywhere Arch. That's the point we're all making. Why suffer through some bullshit for something you can get anywhere? It's not a precious metal. It's not some fossil fuel. It's vagina. It damn near grows on trees. Don't put up with shit to get it.

[Tyrath]

^ That. Unless of course she's really hot. Still surprised not many people have asked for pics before offering suggestions.

[ronin sparthos]

Abort. Abort. Pull up. Pull up.

Sounds like the script for sex before an unplanned pregnancy.

[Dantrag]

Who cares? Just go for it. If it doesn't work it doesn't work. Best friend went to church for a while met his wife there and they bible thumped for about 6 months then realized how much of a waste of time it was and haven't been to church in about 2 years.

Don't be a pussy. If you like the chick then go for it.

[Dominico]

Holy shit, just go for it. You're not asking about marrying the girl, you're asking about taking her out on a date. Whats the worst that can happen? You have a shitty night?

[kisada]

Who cares? Just go for it. If it doesn't work it doesn't work. Best friend went to church for a while met his wife there and they bible thumped for about 6 months then realized how much of a waste of time it was and haven't been to church in about 2 years.

Don't be a pussy. If you like the chick then go for it.

4 realz.

while all these generalizations are funny and fun to read that's all they really are. at this point in your life you should be able to figure out what's what. now, if you don't think you can do this on your own then maybe you're better off without her. but if that's the case then you probably have more to work on than on who to date.

so if you like her enough, go do your own homework and see what will happen. if you think it can work and she's cool with what you're about, great. if not, you move on. or if you don't think you'll be able to make a rational decision, move on and come back when you're in a better place.

[Ksandra]

Whats the worst that can happen? You have a shitty night?

slashed tires and keyed car

[Dominico]

slashed tires and keyed car

For one night? I doubt it. The crazy Puertoricanness in her would cancel itself out with the religiousness.

[Mazmaz]

I find it ridiculous that we have gay men coming into the thread to talk about how "bitches be crazy" like they know shit about being in a relationship with women.
Also lol at the vast sweeping generalization of race/religion.
One of my best friends is Christian, goes to church sundays, goes to retreats and whatever. He's still a dick towards girls and sleeps around. Don't worry atheists, it really doesn't mean much.

[Brill Weave]

You can get pussy anywhere Arch. That's the point we're all making. Why suffer through some bullshit for something you can get anywhere? It's not a precious metal. It's not some fossil fuel. It's vagina. It damn near grows on trees. Don't put up with shit to get it.

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[Dimmauk]

It all depends on your level and her level. If she is super hot and you aren't, then you have to make sacrifices to get at that pussy. If she is so religious, she might not even be into sex before marriage, which is a deal breaker, unless you are dog ugly anyways and are willing to wait for marriage. LOL.

[Dimmauk]

How much would you sacrifice for some Ay Papi screaming?

[warc]

Are religious mexican chicks as crazy as PRs? One of the only good looking girls in my engineering major is catholic and doesn't drink or do drugs (wtf I thought that was a requisite for college). Should I be afraid?

[Byrthnoth]

(Female puritanical) engineer.

I don't even know what to think. You've mixed too many improbable categories.

Female Engineer : Probably logically oriented and unlikely to be crazy. I like mine.
(Puritanical Female) : Probably illogical and a little crazy. Best-case would be if her insanity is harmless and she's generally nice. Worst case, she tries to convert you and things get violent when she fails.
Puritanical Engineer : They make those?

She's probably very family oriented and her personal life reflects her family's values even if they're somewhat contradictory with the life she's living. You're unlikely to be able to change this.