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    HPV Vaccine

    So I'm a male, almost 24, and I'm considering getting the HPV Vaccine, mainly because I sleep with strangers. It'll cost me $500 dollars and 3 visits to my family doctor over 6 months (which is quite inconvenient).

    I'm wondering if there are any thoughts if it's worth it to have? As far as I can tell, it protects against genital warts and throat cancer (caused by HPV). Has anyone had it? Side effects? Anything else I should know?

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    Google. The side effects are the same of any vaccine, sluggish, sore, etc. Also protects against dick cancer.

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    I don't think the vaccine will help at all if you've already been exposed... as far as I know to be effective you need to be vaccinated before any sexual activity starts, which is why they recommend it for 10-12 year old girls (and boys now too? IDK).

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    It only prevents the disease and only certain strains of it also.

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    Re: HPV Vaccine

    Just get the fucking vaccine.

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    Re: HPV Vaccine

    Don't do it, reputable sources say it causes mental retardation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaachaQ View Post
    I don't think the vaccine will help at all if you've already been exposed... as far as I know to be effective you need to be vaccinated before any sexual activity starts, which is why they recommend it for 10-12 year old girls (and boys now too? IDK).
    Why would my doctor not mention this when he prescribed it for me?
    inb4 he's bad. He's not.

    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    It only prevents the disease and only certain strains of it also.
    I have no clue what you mean by this. Are you saying it's not worth it then?

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    Get tested first, then vaccinated. You are in the risk group, so it does worth it for you.

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    Tested for what? I thought you couldn't get tested for HPV.

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    Re: HPV Vaccine

    Of course you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumblingdrunk View Post
    Don't do it, reputable sources say it causes mental retardation.
    Won't effect him then.

    Also no one gonna ask about:

    I sleep with strangers.
    stop sleeping with strangers for one.

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    Is that the jelly vaccine they inject into your dick? Listerine and condoms are cheaper.

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    They probably won't give it to you at your age, you are like 85% likely to have it already

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    So there's a cut off age for this vaccination?

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    Re: HPV Vaccine

    Only because at a certain age you are likely to have it if you're sexually active with a bunch of people. It would be like giving someone antibiotics for the flu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    stop sleeping with strangers for one.
    Why would I do that? I'm in college.


    So if I understand this correctly, if you've been exposed to it, the vaccine won't do anything? It won't even protect against those other strains that you don't have which cause warts/cancer?

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    its a lock you already carry it. im surprised you didnt already get the vaccine though as most of the girls i know around your age got it looooong ago.

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    holy shit what kind of dumb person sleeps with random snatch and doesn't know you can get tested for HPV

    do you think you just wait for your dick to turn into cauliflour and then OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE I GOTS IT

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    btw, the test is when your dick turns into cauliflour

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