Daniel Craig Bond movies.

[Brill Weave]

Connery practically rapes bitches and it's supposed to be "romantic" lol.

[Howie Roary]

that's not a counterpoint

[Abandon]

howie, mah nigga

[Brill Weave]

that's not a counterpoint

lol ass

[Milkster]

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Brosnan was alright. Dalton was horrible. Lazenby was actually decent. When Moore took over the films got way too campy imo.

So about 4 years ago this girl I worked with found out my wife and I were having threesomes with other girls she knew. She decides she wants in on the action. We go out to some clubs, party it up. She comes back to our house, we all get in bed in our underwear and this girl just lays on her back and doesn't move. Straight up dead fish style. I start rubbing her clit and she's cool with it but just lays there, no movement. I felt like this was close to rape so I stopped and we all just went to sleep.

Next day I talk to my British friend about having her over and she was all about a threesome and just laid there, he stops me and goes, "Mate, been with her before. Fucking dead fish right. Creepy. Felt like I was trying to rape a freshly dead body. She's no good bruv, let it alone."


tl;dr some girls think all sex is rape

[Howie Roary]

good luck bruvna

[tyven]

So about 4 years ago this girl I worked with found out my wife and I were having threesomes with other girls she knew. She decides she wants in on the action. We go out to some clubs, party it up. She comes back to our house, we all get in bed in our underwear and this girl just lays on her back and doesn't move. Straight up dead fish style. I start rubbing her clit and she's cool with it but just lays there, no movement. I felt like this was close to rape so I stopped and we all just went to sleep.

Next day I talk to my British friend about having her over and she was all about a threesome and just laid there, he stops me and goes, "Mate, been with her before. Fucking dead fish right. Creepy. Felt like I was trying to rape a freshly dead body. She's no good bruv, let it alone."


tl;dr some girls think all sex is rape

GOD THAT IS EXACTLY HOW BRITISH PEOPLE TALK. BRUV.

[Linliel]

lol 'bruv'

[Linliel]

you have some funny ideas about the British, you Yanks

[Brill Weave]

So about 4 years ago this girl I worked with found out my wife and I were having threesomes with other girls she knew. She decides she wants in on the action. We go out to some clubs, party it up. She comes back to our house, we all get in bed in our underwear and this girl just lays on her back and doesn't move. Straight up dead fish style. I start rubbing her clit and she's cool with it but just lays there, no movement. I felt like this was close to rape so I stopped and we all just went to sleep.

Next day I talk to my British friend about having her over and she was all about a threesome and just laid there, he stops me and goes, "Mate, been with her before. Fucking dead fish right. Creepy. Felt like I was trying to rape a freshly dead body. She's no good bruv, let it alone."


tl;dr some girls think all sex is rape

I miss you <3

[Abandon]

you have some funny ideas about the British, you Yanks

YOU SHUT UP, THAT WAS A QUOTE. AN ACTUAL QUOTE. THE MAN SAID BRUV

[Linliel]

YOU SHUT UP, THAT WAS A QUOTE. AN ACTUAL QUOTE. THE MAN SAID BRUV

oh man sorry my bad

[Rhyis.]

[Howie Roary]

HEY EWE
C'MEER
GU'WHEY
C'MEER
GU'WHEY

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Let the girl do the work or you come off as a douchebag ( let her pick the girl, it's ok to casually approach and be the one that makes the introduction, but let the girl make the moves / suggestions ). Don't expect it to happen in one night or the night you met the girl. Some girls may be into that but they still need to be softened up. Invite her to dinner and drinks one night, let the girl make the moves on the target and just be buttermilk smooth baby, don't try to hit a homerun.

It will evolve into some heavy petting, make out sessions, etc etc. Once the girls are acting it out hot and heavy you can start to make your move and then it's making your play when the time is right. I've seen a turnaround go from 3 days to 6-7 months. The ones that took a bit longer were always higher in quality, but I'm not going to complain.

You just have to remember that most threesomes are girls acting out a lesbian fantasy and your dick is the anchor that keeps it from feeling full out Chaz Bono.

[Howie Roary]

[tyven]

gl bruv

[AoE]

Gonna start using bruv.

[tyven]

solid move bruv