Cyberpunk 2077 (PC/PS4/PS5/XB1/XBSX/STD) - Release Date Simulator - December 10, 2020

[Celeras]

Just got to Act 3. The more I play, the more I feel like my build and playstyle exacerbates the glitchiness and bugs. Tech/Poison build that is generally stealth until I'm detected, then its nuclear warfare on everything through the walls. Not only is it broken OP, but its broken progression on several quests and led to several hilarious bugs (youll see one under the Rivers spoiler). I *think* it's because I'm simply killing shit from too far away and the game can't handle it. I have a side gig in my quest log that I can't complete because I have already killed the guy before I got close enough for it to be triggered.

I like to think I got most of the sidequest stuff, and I got to say they are easily the best part of the game.

Delamain:

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Was probably smiling ear to ear during this entire chain. Hilarious. I don't know if they commissioned the actual GLaDOS voice but if they didn't the imitation was spot on. I have to say though, I didn't once get the "sentient" vibe until the game threw it down my throat at the end. Maybe I'm dense but I just thought it was the virus. Didn't have the intelligence for the merge option, so I ended up just destroying the thing. Got a car, but not sure if it made any other impact otherwise.

Perales:

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Definitely my favorite quest story wise. I told Jefferson what was going on straight up. He texted me later and I got a "Contact not found" when I tried to reply. Not really sure what happened but I hope there's a bigger payoff coming besides that. Otherwise I'm SUPER disappointed.

River (1 vid):

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This guy can fuck right off. Only talked to him because the Perales chain, then he calls me up to help with his nephew? Super forced. I did it, then chose the option to leave me alone at the end of it. He didn't (despite implying that my choice meant the end of the relationship) and called me again later for dinner with his family. I feel like other relationships in the game were pretty natural, but I don't know why this dude is acting like we're best buds. He's on ignore.

Good example of the glitches from my playstyle mentioned above:

Joshua:

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GODDAMN this shit was dark. Struggled so hard not just shooting the guy to finish the "job", ended up just playing completely indifferent to his dumbass BD. Said I didn't want to be apart of it.. followed him afterwards... AND HE STILL FUCKING DID IT. Apparently took the "good" route though because the lady called me later super pissed that the BD didn't have the correct emotions? Damn.

Judy (2 vids):

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Ughhhh, STONEWALLED. I don't know if I messed up somewhere along the line or if shes exclusively gay (Maiko relationship implied in emails, whom I killed along the way) but she was not having ANY of my shit. Bummer. Panam sucks.

LOL I did not realize I was that blatant until I watched the recording. SHE KNOWS


Too funny... after I got her apartment I went to check it out immediately. She was still there. I guess the game thinks all future interactions should have been over the phone? Woops. She later texts that she's in Oregon.. haven't gone back to see if she's still chilling in the window lol.

Pepe (1 vid):

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Didn't really care about this quest and I accidentally broke up the marriage lol. It's only here for the vid of these goddamn simp drivers:

[Yabby]

Panam sucks

Motherfucker you gay.

[Yabby]

Judy

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I think she is 100% gay, she wasn't having any of my shit either. I wasn't even trying until the end. Giving the big bother vibe. I'm guessing if you play as female things might be different? Going to wait for a replay

[Krandor]

Judy

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I think she is 100% gay, she wasn't having any of my shit either. I wasn't even trying until the end. Giving the big bother vibe. I'm guessing if you play as female things might be different? Going to wait for a replay

Judy/Panam

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Judy requires female body with female voice to romance, and Panam is the opposite with male body/male voice.

[Celeras]

Judy/Panam

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Judy requires female body with female voice to romance, and Panam is the opposite with male body/male voice.

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LAMEEEE. Not very "Cyberpunk" of you CDPR. (no idea what that means lol)

I was thinking I fucked up killing Maiko and should have went non-lethal when she aggroed. Almost wanted to reload but I try to make it a point not to do that.

[Odesseiron]

Panam is best girl. Datass do. The only thing I dislike about the relationships is once you bang them their story is done, like you'll never hear from them again until the ending lol. The leadup to them are fantastic. I really enjoyed all the characters (even if I only chose one). But all the "main" NPC's are all written very well. The conversations were very organic.

[Tyrath]

Judy best girl. But I'm biased because I'm playing female V. I'll probably do a male run some months in the future when I have a new graphics card and lots of patches are out.

[Celeras]

Misty> Judy> Rogue>>>>>> Panam

[Anoat]

Other than the prostitutes and one “fling” with a certain character, there are only four “main” romances you can do.

One is male and can only be romanced by female voice & body
One is female and can only be romanced by female voice & body
One is male and can only be romanced by male voice & body
One is female and can only be romanced by male voice & body

It’s a little disappointing because you are limited on romantic partners based on their tastes. Well pretty much like real life I guess.

[Cantih]

And the fling just uses the same animation as the prostitutes.

[Anoat]

Kinda shitty for trans people now that I think about it. Especially since there is at least one prominent trans character that probably should have been romance-able after you finish their quest.

[Gokulo]

Yeah, you'd think a cyberpunk game would have bi/pan characters

[Yabby]

Yea, because bi/pan/trans people don't have taste. They will fuck anything. Think they hard more to deal with to make the game functional (Or at least attempting to) before making sure you could fuck everything that moved.

[Shenrien]

Game immersion was broken because I couldn't breed with a mailbox.

[Anoat]

I wasn’t implying trans have no taste or would fuck anything, I was lamenting that if you play a trans character there is no romance option for you. The only romance options are CIS gender locked.

[Qalbert]

lol
https://twitter.com/stopthatgirl7/st...40194080948224

[Athas]

Now that's punk

splaining

[Andalusian girls]

I wasn’t implying trans have no taste or would fuck anything, I was lamenting that if you play a trans character there is no romance option for you. The only romance options are CIS gender locked.

but also bi/pan/trans people have no taste and will fuck anything

[Tyrath]

So until now I'd just been sneaking into places or going in guns blazing as the mood struck me.

Just did my first gig entirely with Quickhacking. I have a Legendary OS for cyberdeck. Shit is so OP. Everyone would go down with 2 attacks and no one would know where I was.

[Yabby]

System reset is godly. Leg one jumps users and with the right perks that one hack can clear a room