itt: it's time to slam

**Linliel** · 2012-10-23 08:52

**Linliel** · 2012-10-23 08:54

**Demosthenes** · 2012-10-23 09:32

Originally Posted by Linliel

FUCKING POGS!

**Conrad** · 2012-10-23 10:35

remember alf? he's back, in barkley form

**Brill Weave** · 2012-10-23 12:01

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

FUCKING POGS!

What next, those little slap bracelet things?

**Ryko** · 2012-10-23 12:58

Originally Posted by Skirkle

remember alf? he's back, in barkley form

like

**Demosthenes** · 2012-10-23 13:15

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...Big-slammu.jpg
SEISMIC SLAMMIN'!

**shepardG** · 2012-10-23 21:57

http://www.slamball.net/

**Qalbert** · 2012-11-12 20:09

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

not seeing the shut up and jam gaiden version in here, disappointed

http://www.talesofgames.com/2012/11/...r-coming-soon/

WARNING: The announcement you are about to read is canon.

Tales of Game’s Studios is excited to announce The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 – Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie – Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa, the sequel to the 2008 edutainment tour de force Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. Barkley 2 is an action RPG that continues the story of the previous game and features an open, non-linear world for players to explore and discover. Barkley 2 pits the player as X114JAM9, an amnesiac baller with no recollection of his past and no concept of his incredible b-ball destiny. Only the arcane wisdom of the otherworldly slam scholar Cyberdwarf can reclaim his lost memories… and lost b-ball powers. But first, X114JAM9 must evade the sinister grasp of the malevolent A.I. Cuchulainn, his would-be captor and the ancient nemesis of all ballers, hoopsters, slammers and jammers.

The ball is in your court. The fate of the galaxy, the Post-Cyberpocalypse and all of b-balldom is in your hands. Do you have the courage, vigor and sagacity to slam with the best? Or are you just going to jam with the rest?

“Barkley 2 is the game that will change the RPG playing field forever. The edutainment revolution is nigh.”
- Tales of Game’s

“Tales of Game’s have one-upped themselves with Barkley 2. With a focus on rich narrative, strong characters, open-ended exploration, serious choice and consequence, Barkley 2 is a game that will have echoes throughout the edutainment industry.”
- Tales of Game’s

“When a winning concept, a talented, battle-tested crew, and a noble destiny collide… [Barkley 2 is] a financier’s dream combination.”
- Tales of Game’s

“The Post-Cyberpocalypse has never looked so grim… or so beautiful. Barkley 2 is the first game to make me question if vidcons have the capacity to be art.”
- Barack Obama

Stay tuned, because we’ll be running a Barkley 2 Kickstarter campaign later this month. In the meantime, check out our Twitter account at @talesofgames for updates or contact us for further information at [email protected]. But be careful – the Post-Cyberpocalypse is coming.

Semper games.

- Tales of Game’s

**Kuya** · 2012-11-12 20:14

omg

**Charismatic** · 2012-11-13 07:06

**Charismatic** · 2012-11-13 07:09

Also, surprised not to see this here.

**Charismatic** · 2012-11-13 07:11

Originally Posted by Xajii

I see you found that subreddit Kuya

Also... FUCK YOU!

I've heard most of these and I don't even use reddit. How insulting.

**Charismatic** · 2012-11-13 07:13

**Conrad** · 2012-11-13 08:46

Originally Posted by Qalbert

http://www.talesofgames.com/2012/11/...r-coming-soon/

holy fucking shit

**quannum** · 2012-11-13 13:19

Originally Posted by Charismatic

Also... FUCK YOU!

I've heard most of these and I don't even use reddit. How insulting.

Charismatic's hipster skill rises 0.2 points.

**Charismatic** · 2012-11-13 16:33

Originally Posted by quannum

Charismatic's hipster skill rises 0.2 points.

OK, since when is not using reddit hipster? Correct me if I am wrong but is it not actually the other way around?

**Rocl** · 2012-11-13 16:36

i still dont even know what reddit is

am i more hipster than charismatic

**Qalbert** · 2012-11-13 16:46

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Rocl/hoff.gif

**Rhyis.** · 2012-11-13 17:40

Hard to argue a strong point like that.

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