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    WOLVERINE IS NOT A NINJA, GUYZ

    Quote Originally Posted by Kanriel View Post
    I'm not saying Wolverine isn't an expert martial artist, or great at hand-to-hand, that's his entire offense, so he's great at it. What I'm saying is that his STYLE is not typically the ninja/martial artsy one. He has adamantium claws as both offense and defense and he uses them, that changes the entire dynamic. Iirc, he would have learned all that other fighting before his adamantium, right? Because he had quite some time fighting and in wars before that procedure was performed for/on him. He's NOT a slouch fighter, he is one of the best, but he does not typically fight like Bourne/Batman, so I don't want "Jason Bourne has claws" as a movie. I want a Wolverine movie first, not a copy of Bourne/Batman fighting sequences.

    There is also a lot more hitting than dodging going on in those comic strips than a Bourne fight. Or maybe I'm just misremembering Bourne fights and thinking of Jet Li or something as fight scenes.
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    Krav Maga is better then ninjaness.

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    what is the problem with that quote?

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    A lot of things, for example Batman is very physical and upfront, Wolverine is the same plus not afraid to kill a few people on the way.

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    If he's not a ninja then why did he into Japan?

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    bitches

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    If you can't trust Abandon on this issue, you can't trust anyone.

    Qalbert, why the fuck are you a turkey?

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    Plump and moist.

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    gay

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    lol, say moist out loud.

    feel weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantih View Post
    If you can't trust Abandon on this issue, you can't trust anyone.

    Qalbert, why the fuck are you a turkey?
    november

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    Oh, shit, right.
    I never really think of Thanksgiving until the week of.

    Nevermind.

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    Who the fuck cares. Deadpool blows Wolverine out of the water anyways.

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    During his time in Japan and other countries, Wolverine becomes a master of virtually all forms of martial arts and is experienced in virtually every fighting style on Earth. He is proficient with most weaponry, including firearms, though he is partial to bladed weapons.
    Sounds like he is whatever the fuck he chooses to call himself in the face of martial arts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brill Weave View Post
    Who the fuck cares. Deadpool blows Wolverine out of the water anyways.
    both have been insufferable for years unless remender is writing them

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    altho sometimes wolvie will have a badass line like when cyke killed xavier and he turns to hulk and is just like "throw me"

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    next thing you know im doing spin kicks in my living room

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    altho sometimes wolvie will have a badass line like when cyke killed xavier and he turns to hulk and is just like "throw me"
    http://i.qkme.me/353u6p.jpg

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