Does asparagus make your pee smell?

[Zeb]

Fuck asparagus pee. It's canned tuna/chicken/turkey pee. I don't know what preservatives are in those, but they are fucking rank.

[Howie Roary]

Fuck asparagus pee. It's canned tuna/chicken/turkey pee. I don't know what preservatives are in those, but they are fucking rank.

asparagus isn't the only culprit

thank god, I didn't want to be the first to say anything

[Kerberoz]

Not everyone can smell asparagus pee; it's a genetic trait. Everyone produces it, but not everyone can smell it. Kinda similar to how cilantro tastes like soap to some people.

[Kohan]

Combine asparagus, mushrooms, and tuna fish, and you have a recipe for disaster.

(You can wash it down with a Slurpee for added flair.)

[Abandon]

my best friend and I of 18 years had blue slurpees one summer, Blue Raspberry if I recall, and I honestly remember having blue poo, and he claimed the same

however, literally no one ever believed us, so much so that I've started to pretty much doubt my own memory -- can anyone else verify something similar? Beets don't count, I know that works

Sonic blue coconut slush = green shit, and freaks me out every time.

[Kerberoz]

That uh... forget what it's called... blue Mt. Dew berry crap gives blue/green shit. Mildly amusing.

[Mabubeezareel]

Let's try to stay on topic here folks - we're talking smelly piss, not discolored poop.

[Pirian]

So, they have shit that turns your shit colors? I want to know who's working on the pill to make my shit smell like fresh baked cinnamon buns

[Hitoshura]

No but I read the clap sure does. Better take a trip to the clinic, girlfriend too.

[Penthesilea]

Boo berry cereal is another solid poo-coloring agent.

I find asparagus pee amazing. Coffee pee not so much.

[Ganondorf]

If anyone lives in a region where you have Wawa (common convenience store in the Northeast) they sell store brand blue raspberry licorice which, if the entire bag is consumed in one sitting, will turn your poop bright green. I promise. Also, this one time, I ate a whole pizza and drank 2 milkshakes. And also this other time, my dad dropped a bowling ball on his big toe.

[Skai]

Anyone remember that fountain scene in Austin Powers: Gold Member? lol

[NynJa]

my best friend and I of 18 years had blue slurpees one summer, Blue Raspberry if I recall, and I honestly remember having blue poo, and he claimed the same

however, literally no one ever believed us, so much so that I've started to pretty much doubt my own memory -- can anyone else verify something similar? Beets don't count, I know that works

My shit comes out green when I drink pornstars (a mix of Blue Curacao and red Sour Puss), no other food does that. No idea why either, but I was worried the first time that happened.

[TummieGaruda]

Try the blue corn tortilla chips and a bunch of gatorade. It makes for some interesting results.

[Rhyis.]

I'm missing out on these various pee smells. Sounds like a hoot and half.

[The Stig]

Off topic, but I can confirm coffee makes my pee smell like ... coffee. We brew coffee everyday at work and on the occasions I went for a pee, I can heavily smell the coffee. It's not a foul smell either, it smells .... nice ... like coffee.

[Uzor]

My pee always smells of goulash after eating goulash soup.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Gadritan]

On the other hand, my girlfriend is completely impervious to the smelly asparagus pee.

She's an aspie.

[ronin sparthos]

This thread has been mildly informative. I guess the next time I take a piss I'll have to open my nostrils and savor the scents.

[kuronosan]

Fuck sake people, it's pretty easy. Most spices and flavors ionize and make it through your kidneys, which is why your piss smells like it. Unless you're eating mutant asparagus I'm not sure why your asparapiss smells so strong.