View Poll Results: Does asparagus make your pee smell?

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  • Yes, by toilet is a biohazard for days afterwards

    48 52.75%
  • No, wtf are you talking about?

    20 21.98%
  • I don't eat that creepy green stuff

    23 25.27%
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  1. #41
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    Best combo for a P&P(Pee and Poop)?

    Asparagus, Blueberries, Corn, Tomato, Tuna, Carrots, with a Cappuccino chaser?

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    You and your fucking science.


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    Pics or ???

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    Does asparagus make your pee smell?

    Do you really want me to post a pic of my green shit?

    Its not like its a fluorescent green like a leprachauns, its a dark shade of green.

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    Blue slurpee + beets = Christmas shit.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEO....

    Quote Originally Posted by Kerberoz View Post
    Kinda similar to how cilantro tastes like soap to some people.
    Hey I think I just found out why I don't like California salsa....

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    The weird smell caused by asparagus is an enzyme called mercaptan. Your genetic makeup determines whether you break down that compound to make the weird pee smell. It's completely normal (even though yeah, it smells real funky).

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    My body breaks that compound the fuck down.
    I could eat maybe a centimeter of a single piece and my resulting urine is wretched stinky.

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    My pee smells when I eat asparagus too. Also some Asian vegetables do a similiar thing (like when I eat bibimbap), it's more skunky though.
    Coffee and Campbell's chunky soups (from the cans) also create an odor.

    As for dyed poo, anything that has an unresonable amount of food coloring in it will do it. For me, most recently it was Ruggle's Superkid ice cream... pretty sure it was 50% food coloring and 50% ice cream.

    http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bpho...SCbXKKcg/l.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    My body breaks that compound the fuck down.
    I could eat maybe a centimeter of a single piece and my resulting urine is wretched stinky.
    Same here.... I only started "tolerating" asparagus in the last couple years.. The first time I smelled that I thought there was really something wrong with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    My body breaks that compound the fuck down.
    I could eat maybe a centimeter of a single piece and my resulting urine is wretched stinky.
    Ditto lol, within minutes.

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