How many is too many?

[SephYuyX]

Why would you not to be on the most effective form of birth control, with the least amount of complications?

Pulling out?

[BaneTheBrawler]

Like I said, someone makes that joke every time. Every. Time. Of course I expected it. Sometimes it's even funny, if it's worded right. That one wasn't, hence notimpressed.jpeg

And no, you wouldn't just epi-pen and keep going. It is quite possibly THE most uncomfortable feeling this side of serious harm. I have anal fissures, ulcerations throughout my digestive system, no fat or muscles to cushion my bones (i spend all day sitting, working up kinks in my back, too), and allergies to just about any plant that produces pollen. I am well acquainted with uncomfortable feelings. That one is the worst. It doesn't cause the most direct pain, but it is by far the most disconcerting. I could barely keep it up it was so distracting.

Although, I'd bet that sex while on an adrenaline rush of that caliber is pretty amazing. Just not with an itchy dick.

Also, I don't like shaving. Not even my neck. It gets all irritated. "That's because you're not used to it!" Bullshit. I shaved every other day for years, and it always bothered me. Every time. Eventually I just said fuck it and grew a beard, though up until recently I still shaved the base of the beard, where it goes from the bottom of my jaw to my neck. I stopped doing even that because I got so sick I couldn't stand in front of the mirror long enough to do it, and since I'm already past the itchy stage I don't really feel like resuming. Razors and shit cost money, it adds up, and I'm too lazy. So I don't shave anymore. They had to shave the top half of my junk for my surgery, though, so right now I look pretty weird down there. Like an elephant seal or something.

[Guitarman]

You're doing it horribly wrong, then. I've had to shave since I was 16, and the only time it gets irritated is if i swipe the same spot a few times. And I shave against the grain to get the closest shave i can, too.

face: gilette gel + a good quality razor (none of that disposable bullshit, the 12 in a bag for 3.99) pay a high price get high quality.

balls: dry shave, letting the blade do the work, no downwards pressure at all. I'll take an electric trimmer to my pubes every now and again to keep the jungle down. Few women are willing to go down if they have to pull the snake from the grass.

[Salodin]

For your shaving issues, I recommended to my friend that he clip his hair instead of shave. A short stubble is a lot less irritating, and looks a lot better then the rugged Canadian look.

Also, as males we should already know the best form of birth control is a wrong name.

[Churchill]

And no, you wouldn't just epi-pen and keep going. I have anal fissures, ulcerations throughout my digestive system, no fat or muscles to cushion my bones, and allergies to just about any plant that produces pollen. I am well acquainted with uncomfortable feelings. That one is the worst. I could barely keep it up it was so distracting.

Although, I'd bet that sex while on an adrenaline rush of that caliber is pretty amazing. Just not with an itchy dick.

Also, I don't like shaving. Not even my neck. It gets all irritated. "That's because you're not used to it!" Bullshit. I shaved every other day for years, and it always bothered me. Every time.

I think the diagnosis you're looking for is weak genes and flapping pussy.

[Churchill]

The number of things I've done after popping an epi pen while under bodily harm include banging a prostitute with a knife in my leg.

[BaneTheBrawler]

I was using good razors, and my technique was fine. My skin is just bad. I've gotten large sores, almost like bruises, from out of nowhere (one was during my hospital stay. I couldn't have bruised myself in that spot if I tried.), that are apparently somewhat common in people with Crohn's. I've also heard a lot of people with Crohn's have more general problems with their skin, so I suspect that could be the case with me and shaving. That's the shitty thing about Crohn's: You can never really know if something is definitely the disease, or if you also happen to have something else going on.

I think the diagnosis you're looking for is weak genes and flapping pussy.

I think you just can't grow a beard.

Edit: Also, I said this side of bodily harm. Meaning short of bodily harm. Meaning not bodily harm. That type of pain is easy to deal with, anyway. Pain is just pain. When your dick swells up and starts itching, it's not just pain. It's more than that. Itching isn't the right word, either. It's just the closest I can think of. It's not quite itching. It's way more distracting than that. And the swelling isn't very voluminous. It's JUST the skin that swells up, not the flesh underneath. Meaning it stays the same size, anyway.

But if you want to wish for allergies, be my guest, tough guy.

[Apelila]

ITT: People can't tell when getting trolled over their dicks not being compatible with rubber.

[Guitarman]

I was using good razors, and my technique was fine. My skin is just bad. I've gotten large sores, almost like bruises, from out of nowhere (one was during my hospital stay. I couldn't have bruised myself in that spot if I tried.), that are apparently somewhat common in people with Crohn's. I've also heard a lot of people with Crohn's have more general problems with their skin, so I suspect that could be the case with me and shaving. That's the shitty thing about Crohn's: You can never really know if something is definitely the disease, or if you also happen to have something else going on.

Could be, I obviously know little about the disease and it's effects. Best advice is buy a sensitive skin formula gel, and either use steam or hot water on your skin for 5 minutes before you shave to minimize discomfort. There has to be things you can do.

[Mazmaz]

Tonight I learned Churchill is actually Chuck Norris.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Eh, don't really care if he's trolling or not. I like to exercise my argument/descriptive skills etc (They need it), and this is as good a place as any to do that.

and yeah, I've tried all that, and I always shaved after a nice hot shower, and I'd always leave the water pointed at my neck for a minute or two before I got out. It's just my skin. Besides, growing a beard IS something I can do. I like my beard. It's useful. For example, last week someone took my washcloth out of the shower and I couldn't find a new one, so I put my body wash in my beard, worked up a nice lather, and used it to hold the lather instead of my washcloth. Worked great, although I don't think my hands were able to scrub myself quite as clean as I could get with a washcloth.

[thetruepandagod]

Ya'll are some disgusting sex crazed animals.

[Apelila]

Eh, don't really care if he's trolling or not. I like to exercise my argument/descriptive skills etc (They need it), and this is as good a place as any to do that.

/nod. I've never seen you feed trolls before. When it comes to silly sounding yet severe medical problems that other people don't understand reason goes right out the window.

I'm awaiting someone to now post about an allergic reaction to their partners(or ex's) semen. Those stories are always interesting.

[Aksannyi]

Ya'll are some disgusting sex crazed animals.

Wait, this is a bad thing?

The Pill is the best thing ever. I have an alarm that is set to go off every day and I never forget to take it, it's perfect. Rubber free fucking ftw.

[Kanriel]

For all the people who believe sex is just sex and advise us not to put the pussy on a pedastal, have you always felt that way? Or did you originally have an idealized view of sex until it happened?

Nope. I used to put the pussy on a pedastel, it just creates additional complications. Relationships have enough variables as is to have to throw in additional requirements and variables. I'm not one for one night stands, but I think you should be fucking whoever you're in a steady relationship with.

[Odin'sLaw]

Wait, this is a bad thing?

The Pill is the best thing ever. I have an alarm that is set to go off every day and I never forget to take it, it's perfect. Rubber free fucking ftw.

my friend has a super annoying alarm on her phone to take her pill we all know it now when it goes off and her answer is "oh i didn't bring it with me" which proms her bf to say "looks like i'm not getting any tonight" pill is magic if they remember to take it!

[Aksannyi]

my friend has a super annoying alarm on her phone to take her pill we all know it now when it goes off and her answer is "oh i didn't bring it with me" which proms her bf to say "looks like i'm not getting any tonight" pill is magic if they remember to take it!

I usually have a spare pack in my purse for emergencies. 99% of the time at 1400hours when my alarm goes off, I'm still in bed, since I work nights. So my little compact is right next to my bed. The pill isn't for everyone though, some are terrible about taking it. If you're really good about it though it's the best thing ever.

[Kuya]

The good thing about anal is that you don't have to worry about the pill issue, but the only issue with anal is the ick factor of raw dogging that. But then again, you shouldn't be raw dogging with some strange anyway. Raw dogging is for exclusive sex partners, and getting over the ick factor of anal is easy when your partner knows how to clean herself/himself. At least in my case, i got over the ick factor of anal when i realized just how much better it feels without a condom.

[Xno Kappa]

I usually have a spare pack in my purse for emergencies. 99% of the time at 1400hours when my alarm goes off, I'm still in bed, since I work nights. So my little compact is right next to my bed. The pill isn't for everyone though, some are terrible about taking it. If you're really good about it though it's the best thing ever.

Wifey was horrible with the pill, made her get the depo shot. Greatest. Thing. Ever.

[Howie Roary]

Why would you not to be on the most effective form of birth control, with the least amount of complications?

Assuming you want to continue to be sexually active.

not sure if this was directed at me, but condoms are lame, and she doesn't like how the pill makes her feel, thus exploring alternate methods