How many is too many?

[dejet]

Ya you all go on trusting your gf of a month to take the pill. Its one thing if your with the same one for a year plus. At that point you can sorta trust them.

Last serious relationship the chick said after six months she would get on the pill. Her past was kinda open(best friend turned relationship) so I knew how she rolled. She was safe but lots of partners. I just brushed it off. After six months I told her I still wanted to use a condom.

She ended up cheating on me months later, this was a friend of nearly 4 years by this point. don't trust a girl to be safe, same for a man. Till you no they are safe deal with a condom its not that bad. We all no it feels better without one but when 50% of college students have some STD ya...(around me)

Still I never raw a random girl I no for a few days or a one night stand lol. I want to make it to 30 STD free thank you.

[Hatedregret]

I got the semen story >.> Well, bodily fluids.

My woman is horribly allergic to penicillin. If I take a pill and don't wash my hands right after, I'd likely cause her to break out in hives and get quite sick. I ended up sending her to the hospital from a blowjob during the first year we were together. We get there and explain it to the nurses and doctor. They all laugh and tell me it's not likely if possible at all. She's swelling all around her throat, lips, and tongue. I knew to be careful around her with penicillin. I had taken my pill that morning and showered etc, but it only took about a minute for her throat to close. I literally had to browbeat a doctor into changing his opinion and apologizing. It wasn't even from finishing. I can't even imagine if that had happened. I'd have to explain to my daughters one day how I killed their mother...... with my penis. Can you get involuntary for that?

[Odin'sLaw]

I got the semen story >.> Well, bodily fluids.

My woman is horribly allergic to penicillin. If I take a pill and don't wash my hands right after, I'd likely cause her to break out in hives and get quite sick. I ended up sending her to the hospital from a blowjob during the first year we were together. We get there and explain it to the nurses and doctor. They all laugh and tell me it's not likely if possible at all. She's swelling all around her throat, lips, and tongue. I knew to be careful around her with penicillin. I had taken my pill that morning and showered etc, but it only took about a minute for her throat to close. I literally had to browbeat a doctor into changing his opinion and apologizing. It wasn't even from finishing. I can't even imagine if that had happened. I'd have to explain to my daughters one day how I killed their mother...... with my penis. Can you get involuntary for that?

"daddy why don't we eat sausage?" "sweety its what killed your mother you don't want to disrespect her now do you?"

[Howie Roary]

no

[AidenCarby]

This thread, lol.

[Nephlite]

"daddy why don't we eat sausage?" "sweety its what killed your mother you don't want to disrespect her now do you?"

Jesus...

I said 11-30 (to be on the conservative side, it's probably closer to 31-50 though...) because I don't quite remember how many drunken nights I've had in the Army and woke up next to some random chick/hooker/bar belle. It's a sad reality of human nature when emotions force 90% of our decisions in life, and a lot of it is just randomly chatting up some stranger about life and suddenly you're in the sack. I'm a philosophical drunk, and more often than not, it leads to terrible outcomes that has almost threatened my marriage (not because she found out, it's the guilt factor from myself). My wife eventually came to the conclusion that as long as I come home to her and don't get some chick pregnant or catch an STD, she's fine with it to a degree. She'll still probably kill me, but I haven't put myself in that position lately so I'm not worried.

Among the ones I remember are mostly from high school and college. Sex is one of those things I've been passionate about but use it as a way of release, much akin to drinking or smoking. It's a vice. If I bang one of my female friends or coworkers, it's not personal. There's no emotional attachment. Her and I will do the deed, go about our separate ways, and that's that. It's the ones who run around telling people "Oh yeah I had Neph yesterday. He's pretty good. You should go grab it." that cause problems. Or the ones who make it a priority to always come out to the bars on weekends just so she can sit near you and do light flirting that will eventually lead to sex. I avoid those ones and those situations. Before I got married, there were many who I flirted with way before I met my wife and once I saw I was going down a path to where I wasn't going to be able to be a slut anymore, I tried to bang as many women as possible to live that spank bank image of what it would be like to sleep with that one chick from SSRD with the huge ass. Emotionless, clean, fun, and definitely steamy hyper-monkey sex.

[AoE]

Stop flexin' Neph.

[Xno Kappa]

Just fucked the wifey in the butt-hole, am I flexing? The nut busted was glorious.

[Boyiee]

Just fucked the wifey in the butt-hole, am I flexing? The nut busted was glorious.

Its not flexing cause you're married.

[Odin'sLaw]

sounds like that bit in HIMYM where the guys are talking about all the hoe's they've fucked and marshels all "but i've fucked like 3000 times!" "yeah but bro that's just 1 woman doesn't count"

[Salodin]

Is it me or is anal creampie one of the best things ever discovered by man? Maybe its just cause my pelvic region matches my girlfriends ass perfectly that I can reach this perfect climax, because holy shit is it amazing.

[Nephlite]

Stop flexin' Neph.

Die slowly.

Just fucked the wifey in the butt-hole, am I flexing? The nut busted was glorious.

Only if you did it on the hood of a squad.

[Seanr]

Can I borrow your squad for like an hour neph. You have put something on my bucketlist

[Gadritan]

Only if you did it on the hood of a squad.

No bragging rights if you're a fucking cop lol.

"Ever fucked in a taxi!? I have!"

"Aren't you a taxi driver?"

"Yeah? So?"

"..."

[Apelila]

No bragging rights if you're a fucking cop lol.

"Ever fucked in a taxi!? I have!"

"Aren't you a taxi driver?"

"Yeah? So?"

"..."

There's always a one up along this line of thought, it's never good to pursue unless you set an absolute maximum awesome and vow to never jump a shark over it.

"Ever fucked in a Zamboni!? I have!"

"Aren't you a Zamboni driver?"

"Yeah? So?"

"..."

[Aksannyi]

Probably the most risque that I ever undertook was to have sex with someone at approximately 0230 in a tent in Kuwait. A tent with approximately 40 other people, all asleep. Didn't get caught. #likeaboss

I am not a tent driver, though.






(Yes, I realize the ridiculousness of that statement, but it went with the current theme.)

[Gadritan]

I am not a tent driver, though.

I've heard otherwise

[Aksannyi]

Doh. How did I miss that obvious pun?

[Celestialstrife]

Probably the most risque that I ever undertook was to have sex with someone at approximately 0230 in a tent in Kuwait. A tent with approximately 40 other people, all asleep. Didn't get caught. #likeaboss

I am not a tent driver, though.






(Yes, I realize the ridiculousness of that statement, but it went with the current theme.)

lol I did kinda something like that, got down with this guy in basic in his tent while we were out in the field, his battle buddy was laying right next to us. He wanted to watch but I said no!

[Seanr]

He still watched...