How many is too many?

**Seanr** · 2012-11-25 20:16

With his mind...

**Boyiee** · 2012-11-25 20:38

Originally Posted by Gadritan

No bragging rights if you're a fucking cop lol.

"Ever fucked in a taxi!? I have!"

"Aren't you a taxi driver?"

"Yeah? So?"

"..."

I've done it in and on top of a fire truck, as well as around the fire house. Sure there is not as much to brag about, but it's a great one-liner that has helped in the past.

"Ever fucked in a fire truck?"

If they say yes you move on to the next girl.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2012-11-25 20:40

The ambulances will have to wait their turn.

**Celestialstrife** · 2012-11-25 21:51

Originally Posted by Seanr

He still watched...

He probably did, kinda hard not to. ;D

**Nephlite** · 2012-11-25 22:53

Originally Posted by Celestialstrife

He probably did, kinda hard not to. ;D

I approve of this message.

**Celestialstrife** · 2012-11-26 05:24

good times back then, I miss it! Never have any fun anymore.

**Seanr** · 2012-11-26 07:34

Would ya like to? ~.^

**Abandon** · 2012-11-26 09:32

And the mantle has been passed on.

**Odin'sLaw** · 2012-11-26 09:36

Originally Posted by Boyiee

I've done it in and on top of a fire truck, as well as around the fire house. Sure there is not as much to brag about, but it's a great one-liner that has helped in the past.

"Ever fucked in a fire truck?"

If they say yes you move on to the next girl.

"Ever fucked in a fire?" "no?" "pfft light weight"

**Gadritan** · 2012-11-26 10:25

There's a lot of posts that are making me concerned some you have risked procreation. Or rather, we risked you procreating.

**Celestialstrife** · 2012-11-26 10:30

Originally Posted by Seanr

Would ya like to? ~.^

Not with you :< jk idk mebbe?

**Salodin** · 2012-11-26 17:33

All I see is a bunch of people forced to use condoms. Must feel bad man. Tried using one for lulz the other night, 2min in we were like "haha no."

**AidenCarby** · 2012-11-26 17:36

Condoms for strange, raw dog for long term relationships. Booty calls are also condom mode, cause if a bitch is your booty call she might be someone elses.

Alarial · 2012-11-26 18:31

Originally Posted by AidenCarby

Condoms for strange, raw dog for long term relationships. Booty calls are also condom mode, cause if a bitch is your booty call she might be someone elses.

lol @ "might".

**Nephlite** · 2012-11-26 18:44

Originally Posted by Gadritan

There's a lot of posts that are making me concerned some you have risked procreation. Or rather, we risked you procreating.

That's when you buy them the morning after pill as a celebration gift of your 1-day anniversary.

I'm not too worried about most of the chicks I've had sex with suddenly popping a baby-momma drama llama on me since it's been over 5 years since I've had sex with a woman other than my wife. I'm more worried about the dozens of donations I gave to the D.C. Sperm Bank when I was broke as shit and they paid you $200.00 a vial. Illegitimate children of mine are probably fostering all over the East Coast by now.

**Celestialstrife** · 2012-11-26 18:51

lol babies, babies everywhere!

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-11-26 19:09

holy shit that's amazing

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2012-11-26 20:57

dafuq did i just watch

**hey** · 2012-11-26 20:59

Needs to be a series with half hour episodes.

.

**Celestialstrife** · 2012-11-26 21:07

Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler

dafuq did i just watch

Your life is now a lil bit more fulfilled because of it :D

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