CIA Director David Petraeus resigns

[Vuitton]

So they all hooked up with the same lady?

Two ladies.

Petraeus and Broadwell have an affair. Broadwell thinks Kelley might also be sleeping with Petraeus so she sends her threatening emails in fits of jealousy/insecurity. Kelley receives emails and is like woah shit who is this crazy bitch and forwards them to her FBI friend to look into (and who has previously sent her shirtless photos of himself). The FBI friend then gives everything he has found out about Broadwell/Petraeus to a congressman because he thinks the FBI is going too slow and doesn't want the case to get forgotten as he wants to embarrass the President (somehow?). The congressmen then leaks what he is given to Cantor. At this point it hits the media, and now we're finding out that another general is involved with Petraus and Kelley (denials all around).

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1857...g/original.jpg

http://gawker.com/5960202/a-flowchar...uck-klosterman

[Kuya]

Salacious!

[Rhinox]

Keeps. Getting. Weirder. http://t.co/rDPXM6Xe

[Milkster]

Keeps. Getting. Weirder. http://t.co/rDPXM6Xe

I don't understand the need for that to be written. It was pretty useless. This all seems pretty dumb.

[Rhinox]

^hipster

[Eurell]

This had me cracking up

[Dimmauk]

This had me cracking up

Needs a http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...12/145/09e.png

[Jaybar]

[BaneTheBrawler]

There's a better version, with the title shopped to be "ALL UP IN: My Snatch"

[Outlaw]

http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/13/tech/w...tml?hpt=hp_bn5

Lesson: Don't use G-mail if your going to have an affair with a government official.

[Churchill]

You realize with a warrant the government can get into any email, and hack into the companies that aren't US/allies.

[hey]

Or without a warrant, if they want information from companies like google.

[Churchill]

I can assure you Google is the worst to deal with.

[hey]

The FBI's request to access Paula Broadwell's personal Gmail account was one of 7,969 similar requests Google received from the U.S. government in the first half of 2012, according to Google and news reports. The company said it complied with the requests, either fully or partially, 90% of the time.

Yeah, it sure seems that way.

[pohibaba]

Yeah, it sure seems that way.

You're not refuting his statement at all unless you provide statistics on how often other companies comply.

[Xno Kappa]

If you're able to articulate well why you need the clientele's information with whomever your dealing with when you call the legal divisions of these companies, they're very accommodating. Call'em, type up a memorandum with a brief synopsis of the investigation, fax it. Slap a;

To:
Could you please send an Administrative Subpoena to:
Internet Service Provider (ISP):
Subscriber information for:
Email address:
Screen/User Name:
IP Address (with date/time/time zone):
Reason for Subpoena:
If applicable, Case File Number:
Thanks,

on the cover sheet and bam. One and done. And even if they say no you already got a federal magistrate on the other phone ready and willing to get it from them lol. I always get the info I want. In my experience Yahoo is by far the easiest.