Hostess (makers of Twinkies, Wonderbread, etc) is closing down for good.

[Richybear]

You could also eat only carrots, lettuce and organic dirt and still get yourself perished, so to each their own

[BaneTheBrawler]

drinking water will kill you if you do it often enough.

[Xno Kappa]

drinking water will kill you if you do it often enough.

Gotta win dat Wii yo!

[Priran]

According to Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Obama is the reason Hostess is closing because of her "socialist push" towards healthy eating.

Let that sink in.

Edit: Was a joke but he is still blaming Obama for this.

rushbo is the living embodiment of poe's law

[Jaybar]

Fully represents what is happening on my facebook/twitter

[Plow]

Fully represents what is happening on my facebook/twitter

pretty much reflects the fucking news right now, too

msnbc avoiding it at all costs, cnn is just retarded, fox is the only one actually paying any attention to the war that's about to go off and their coverage consists of:

"terrorist palestinian terrorists from terrorist organization hamas, a bunch of terrorists, are terrorizing israel, terror terror attacking holy city of jerusalem those terrorist shooting terror rockets to terrorize israel, HOW WILL ISRAEL RESPOND?!"

[Priran]

and when israel starts world war III, what exactly will you eat in the ensuing vast nuclear wasteland?

bet u feel stupid now huh

[jmc]

and when israel starts world war III, what exactly will you eat in the ensuing vast nuclear wasteland?

bet u feel stupid now huh

TWINKIES WILL SURV........


FUCK

[Plow]

eat cockroaches, they're a lot healthier

[Jaybar]

and when israel starts world war III, what exactly will you eat in the ensuing vast nuclear wasteland?

bet u feel stupid now huh

[Abandon]

^lol

[Plow]

shocking news, they're expected to be back at the bargaining table tomorrow

[Kyte]

Here's an article on it: http://www.dailyfinance.com/2012/11/...ers-mediation/

[dejet]

If nothing else they did make good. was not just a bluff. I like them fucking work this out you whores

[archibaldcrane]

and *poof*, everyone has completely forgotten about Syria.

Bashar Al-Assad has gotta be fucking pumped about this. 3 people die in Israel, worldwide emergency!

edit: wrong thread lol, replace that last line with "twinkies no longer available, worldwide emergency!"

[Guitarman]

shocking news, they're expected to be back at the bargaining table tomorrow

Sorry America, Twinkies Are Doomed After All

Wrap your hope in cellophane and box it away for another year, because Hostess says its last ditch effort to make amends with its bakers' union "was unsuccessful." We know we got you excited on Monday, when Hostess suspended its bankruptcy hearing, after Hostess agreed to mediation at the judge's recommendation. All that talk about a Mexican takeover of the classic American brand and Twinkie joining the Pabst Blue Ribbon family is now back on the table. Don't blame the unions, though. Ken Hall, secretary-treasurer of the Teamsters union sounded genuinely disappointed after the talks fell through. "This is a tragic outcome," said the union leader.
It's true. Now that talks between Hostess and the union have failed, 18,500 jobs will almost certainly be lost. Twinkies will disappear from grocery store shelves -- at least for a little while. And you'll be forced to hear about crazy people trying to sell the golden creme-filled treats for $200,000 for another week or two. If you can a bright side, please quickly find a Hostess employee, and share it with them.
Hostess is staying silent on the whole matter until its bankruptcy hearing reconvenes on Wednesday. The company's plants are already closed, and everything looks like it's ready to be liquidated. After a bunch of legal paperwork, Hostess will fade to black-and-white like Circuit City or Borders or Kodak or any of the many other failed American companies. We'll miss Hostess. Mostly because we'll miss the fun scientific experiment that was figuring out what was inside its its weird cake things

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/busin...ter-all/59211/

[Sup3rB4d]

Worst case scenario you have to eat an arguably better product.

[Pikarya]

Pig disgusting.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Bird obnoxious.

[Vandole]

Sarah Palin.