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**Abandon** · 2012-11-27 03:31

some slut at work invited me to go to Aikido class with her. if steven seagal can do that shit and get laid, so can i

**Abandon** · 2012-11-27 03:31

if she tries to fuck up my wrist though, my time at home may slow to a crawl

**Rhyis.** · 2012-11-27 03:55

Originally Posted by Abandon

f steven seagal can do that shit

The great thing about this statement is that Seagal is known world wide for shitting his pants because of an old man.

**Rhyis.** · 2012-11-27 03:56

A chick learning joint manipulation is both intriguing and terrifying btw.

**Abandon** · 2012-11-27 06:24

had a lot of fun. she has night shift tonight, but texted me "I'll call when i get off. double entendre intended" ah, sluts.

**Antithesis** · 2012-11-27 12:22

**Demosthenes** · 2012-11-27 12:24

Aikido is legit.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-11-27 15:10

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

The great thing about this statement is that Seagal is known world wide for shitting his pants because of an old man.

go on?

**Odin'sLaw** · 2012-11-27 15:14

i to am interested in finding out more on what a fat sack of shit he has become!

**Rhyis.** · 2012-11-27 15:14

@1:06

**Odin'sLaw** · 2012-11-27 15:20

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

@1:06

S+++, nothing against seagal but that man always seems slimy to me

**Rhyis.** · 2012-11-27 15:24

I've sorta met Seagal. He was a lot taller than I assumed he was, and super quiet. Didn't talk to anybody, including me. Judo Gene I've met on a couple of occasions. He's a cool old man. He's got a billion stories about movies he was a stuntman for, or was teaching somebody something or other.

**Abandon** · 2012-11-27 15:57

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Aikido is legit.

dude was talking about some nature shit i wasn't trying to hear, then the guy up with him got flipped 7 different ways to sunday, and suddenly he had my attention, because i wish to make niggas feel like they're at the jungle gym when they wanna step to the plate

**Demosthenes** · 2012-11-28 08:46

LOL!

**Brill Weave** · 2012-11-28 09:34

Originally Posted by Abandon

dude was talking about some nature shit i wasn't trying to hear, then the guy up with him got flipped 7 different ways to sunday, and suddenly he had my attention, because i wish to make niggas feel like they're at the jungle gym when they wanna step to the plate

Or you could just shoot them.

**Abandon** · 2012-11-28 09:42

where's the fun in that? after shooting as many rounds down range as some military/law enforcement people get to do, it loses the thrill, to an extent. don't get me wrong; i still loooove shooting. but getting to monkey flip a nigga 6 times and fucking up wrists, elbows and whatnot in the process? legit.

**Conrad** · 2012-11-28 10:14

Originally Posted by Abandon

dude was talking about some nature shit i wasn't trying to hear, then the guy up with him got flipped 7 different ways to sunday, and suddenly he had my attention, because i wish to make niggas feel like they're at the jungle gym when they wanna step to the plate

**Abandon** · 2012-11-28 10:41

god damnit

**Abandon** · 2012-11-28 10:42

Originally Posted by Skirkle

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36..._1947793_n.jpg

**Brill Weave** · 2012-11-28 11:14

Wow. I got nothing.

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