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  1. #1
    Sea Torques
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    Advice for returning home from Deployment

    Sup BG.
    I have been deployed for the past 9 Months (It got shortened). Its my first one, and I want to do something nice for my GF when I get back. She went through hell while I was here, (Not hearing from me and that stuff) I want to make it up to her. I've already picked out a nice Hotel for us in Savannah, GA. i'm in 3rd ID.
    Anyway anyone got some ideas for us to do?
    Thanks in Advanced!

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    the elephant whisperer
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    welcome home :D

    Just stay in that hotel room for three days...trust me.

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Then get yourself a fucking cheeseburger.

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    Re: Advice for returning home from Deployment

    Bring some flowers and stay in the hotel. That should do the trick.

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    ah, the ft. stewart frog in a blender deployment. which unit? i was in 4/64 armor, and later 2nd bgd command group while waiting for a school. welcome home, sir.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Try not to do anything brash, like 130 on the freeway while drunk, getting married or someone pregnant, suicide, etc.

    Ease back into normal life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misuicide View Post
    Sup BG.
    I have been deployed for the past 9 Months (It got shortened). Its my first one, and I want to do something nice for my GF when I get back. She went through hell while I was here, (Not hearing from me and that stuff) I want to make it up to her. I've already picked out a nice Hotel for us in Savannah, GA. i'm in 3rd ID.
    Anyway anyone got some ideas for us to do?
    Thanks in Advanced!
    Buy a computer from Walmart, then make her sit behind you while you play SC again! Missed ya man, welcome back. First things first, eat like only a fat american could! For anything specific to GA though, idk, I always drove past that state on my way north cause that place is always cold and boring haha. There's a new james bond movie out though, go see it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misuicide View Post
    Sup BG.
    I have been deployed for the past 9 Months (It got shortened). Its my first one, and I want to do something nice for my GF when I get back. She went through hell while I was here, (Not hearing from me and that stuff) I want to make it up to her. I've already picked out a nice Hotel for us in Savannah, GA. i'm in 3rd ID.
    Anyway anyone got some ideas for us to do?
    Thanks in Advanced!
    You were the one that was on deployment. All she's done is sit at home! Next time you talk to her, tell her that you can't wait to see what it is she has planned for you when you come back.

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    Reservation for a nice meal, lots of wine. Go to hotel and bang for 3 days straight, order hamburgers via room service. Welcome home! Thanks for your service.

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    The Anti Miz
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    cancel the hotel room and go to the strip club. your gf probably cheated on you

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    IT ONLY TOOK 11 YEARS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    Bring some flowers and stay in the hotel.
    Take it from a female, this is the correct answer. Get room service and get reacquainted. Also, thank you for serving!

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    Sea Torques
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    @Tyven That's not nice! Not all of them are bad!

    Welcome back, and just focus on having a good time with each other.

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    How was your tour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misuicide View Post
    Sup BG.
    I have been deployed for the past 9 Months (It got shortened). Its my first one, and I want to do something nice for my GF when I get back. She went through hell while I was here, (Not hearing from me and that stuff) I want to make it up to her. I've already picked out a nice Hotel for us in Savannah, GA. i'm in 3rd ID.
    Anyway anyone got some ideas for us to do?
    Thanks in Advanced!
    Thanks for your service Misuicide and welcome back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    cancel the hotel room and go to the strip club. your gf probably cheated on you
    I was going to make a "don't get her flowers get her a pregnancy test" joke, but thought it was in bad taste.

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    Welcome back, Misu. Glad you're safe.

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    I've heard they freeze your credit automatically when you get deployed, I had a buddy who was unaware of this and had trouble getting a car loan. So make sure everything is kosher with your finances before slapping down the plastic.

    Otherwise, just enjoy being home.

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    Re: Advice for returning home from Deployment

    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    cancel the hotel room and go to the strip club. your gf probably cheated on you
    I wanted to post this but was kinda soon with only two replies >_>

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    get a boombox
    hit the turbo bass
    hold it high
    play this song


    but make sure you know your limits with a boombox. a boombox is not a toy.

    Spoiler: show
    and thanks for your service, dude. hope you settle in okay

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    THIS IS BREGOR'S STORY
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    get a boombox
    hit the turbo bass
    hold it high
    play this song

    but make sure you know your limits with a boombox. a boombox is not a toy.

    Spoiler: show
    and thanks for your service, dude. hope you settle in okay
    Best Digital Short ever, Julian is my boy.

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