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  1. 2012-12-02 22:34 #1
    Kuya
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    how do i convince my bf to not buy a cat?

    he is a faggot so he naturally wants a faggot animal, how do i change his mind so i don't have to deal with some stupid cat
  2. 2012-12-02 22:42 #2
    Cantih
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    Sorry, society demands you're just going to have to learn to love the pussy.
  3. 2012-12-02 22:42 #3
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    cannot and will not help you with this
  4. 2012-12-02 22:42 #4
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    buy a litter box and kitty litter. shit and piss in it while he is not home. if that doesn't convince anyone to not have a cat they're hopeless.
  5. 2012-12-02 22:47 #5
    Shiroikage
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    shit and piss in it while he is home
  6. 2012-12-02 22:49 #6
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    He just bought a bunch of sex toys you enjoy, he probably thinks you owe him. Relationship politics, fuck yeah.
  7. 2012-12-02 22:51 #7
    shepardG
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    get a good cat...

    like a fucking tiger or a bobcat or some shit.

    just cause you got a pussy don't mean you got's to be a pussy
  8. 2012-12-02 22:51 #8
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    cannot and will not help you with this
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  9. 2012-12-02 22:52 #9
    shepardG
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    also, if you do get a cat, get a laser pointer.
  10. 2012-12-02 22:52 #10
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    Just eat the cat.
  11. 2012-12-02 22:53 #11
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shepardG View Post
    also, if you do get a cat, get a laser pointer.
    best advice you're gonna get in all of this.
  12. 2012-12-02 23:38 #12
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    "faggots want faggot animals" shit was pimp. that's why i like u
  13. 2012-12-03 00:18 #13
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    2nding the tiger option.
  14. 2012-12-03 01:36 #14
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    Since I too, don't like the idea of owning a cat I'm going to help you

    Tell him you're allergic. If that doesn't work tell him to shut the fuck up and that you're not getting a cat.
  15. 2012-12-03 01:43 #15
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    get a male maine coon, laugh when the cute little cat he wanted ends up being between 20-35 pounds
  16. 2012-12-03 04:38 #16
    Cantih
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  17. 2012-12-03 07:27 #17
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    carve messages into it until he stops buying cats

    tell him it's a cat-strangler ghost
  18. 2012-12-03 08:22 #18
    Abandon
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    i'm not that much of a cat guy, but i'd own a maine coon. the one i met was seriously like "TOSS ME THE FUCKING BALL NIGGER" and loved getting wet.
  19. 2012-12-03 08:26 #19
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    you would love a wet pussy
  20. 2012-12-03 08:31 #20
    Abandon
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    you should try it some time
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