how do i convince my bf to not buy a cat?

**Odin'sLaw** · 2012-12-05 17:12

and what would you name that dance?

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-12-05 17:14

that dance already has a name, where have you been

**Rhyis.** · 2012-12-05 17:15

The "I just fucked your mother, faggot" dance.

**Odin'sLaw** · 2012-12-05 17:16

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

The "I just fucked your mother, faggot" dance.

doesn't scream EXPLOSIONS enough your name is nothing but a feeble lie

**Rhyis.** · 2012-12-05 17:19

I just fucked your mother, faggot.

**Linliel** · 2012-12-05 17:56

Originally Posted by Demosthenes

Some people say getting punched in the balls is awesome. I wouldn't know however and I am not interested in finding out.

I don't even have balls and I know that they are lying

**Ksandra** · 2012-12-05 18:38

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

The "I just fucked your mother, faggot" dance.

no

**Rhyis.** · 2012-12-05 18:44

Are offended because you're a mother or is it because you're a faggot?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-12-05 19:00

Originally Posted by Rhyis.

Are offended because you're a mother or is it because you're a faggot?

no you

**Churchill** · 2012-12-05 19:10

pic related, it's me.

**Kuya** · 2012-12-05 20:21

Originally Posted by Milkster

gay, but sums up everything

**shepardG** · 2012-12-06 09:53

Y'all don't even know how to learn that dance.

I can teach you, but I have to charge .

Explosive charge

**Day** · 2012-12-06 11:04

lmao where you at now shep we need to get a beer sometime

**shepardG** · 2012-12-06 14:06

Still in flo,rida, however I'll be heading up to DC and VA for the inauguration , was thinking of taking some leave and heading down to the 'noke. I'll keep u posted u still in NC?

**AoE** · 2012-12-06 14:09

Still waiting for your phone call, shep.

**shepardG** · 2012-12-06 14:16

Oh god fuck me ><.....my b

(Honestly I think I did call, but maybe I didn't)
However, it was not in the stars brother, after you left the city that weekend, we had our big meeting and all the teams (EOD and K9) got assigned their duty for the week, and I got stuck on the night shift at the UN building pulling 12hr shifts. It fucking blew Dickinson :-/
We called up our POC at the SS and told them of the stupidity of the whole situation, but after the navy got all cheap with those Brazilian whores we were sorta on lock down.

I blame abandon.

**Titanss** · 2012-12-06 14:19

call me 2 bb 867 5309 xoxo

**shepardG** · 2012-12-06 14:22

U're an asshole >< half way through putting that number in my phone and .... Yeah fucking cock gobbler

**Churchill** · 2012-12-06 14:27

Do you work for SS? Do they still do that year of like, being a newb regardless of your past experience?

**shepardG** · 2012-12-06 14:36

Nah church, I'm still active duty, be we get loaned out to assist them on a pretty regular basis(this year was even worse cause of election year and shit)
But yeah it's pretty much like the military, in that aspect, the first year or so, your sitting at a post guarding a fucking hallway for 10-12 hours. Pays well I assume , and you get to carry a piece so that's cool, apparently women's vagona's get hella wet also, when u drop the "SS" bomb.
When I was single we would lie about what we were in town for cause nobody ever believes you work for the secret service anyway.
Personal favorite: vetreranary heart surgeon, with a specialty in marine life".
"I'm actually a dolphin heart surgeon"

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