2012-13 NFL Week 15: The Playoff Machine Demands a Sacrifice!

**Bregor** · 2012-12-13 14:25

Originally Posted by Boyiee

I'm not superstitious at all, in fact because of getting local games only I haven't been able to watch 1-2 recent patriots games live on TV anyway... but I haven't shaved since they last lost a game. Even though most of it was for noshavevember or whatever you call it, and because I was sick for just over 2 weeks and couldn't do ANYTHING, it still worries me that I absolutely have to shave today or tomorrow morning due to work/safety.

This blows, I've never grown facial hair before and it actually looks fantastic on me.

The only solution is to find new, beard-friendly employment.

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-12-13 14:29

Originally Posted by Boyiee

This blows, I've never grown facial hair before and it actually looks fantastic on me.

prove it

**Boyiee** · 2012-12-13 14:34

Originally Posted by Bregor

The only solution is to find new, beard-friendly employment.

It's been considered.

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

prove it

I don't want to end up your new sig.

edit fail

Demosthenes11 · 2012-12-13 14:42

wait, you too? I've started a new personal policy not to shave until the next patriots loss, and I'm going to do it forever. I look fucking terrible with a beard but mostly because I can't grow a mustache. I don't even give a fuck though. VICTORY BEARD

Demosthenes11 · 2012-12-13 14:43

seriously though. I look like an amish dude with pubes on his face

**Boyiee** · 2012-12-13 14:47

I shave the neck but that's it. We were having a mustache contest (firefighters its all we could grow) but because it looks so terrible early on and I was out for so long, I grew the face in too so that I could hide my awful looking stache longer, finally shaving the beard when it was time to win the contest. But everyone shaved theirs off before me, so I left it and love it. I even condition the shit.

I plan on giving it a proper mustache-viking funeral when I do it later or tomorrow.

Spoiler: show

Demosthenes11 · 2012-12-13 14:49

fuck that shit. I let mine grow out wildman style. No trimming, no primping, just shaving of the 'stache. I'm married so I don't give a fuck anymore

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-12-13 14:55

This is me, completely unsurprised that Demos has a terrible neck beard.

**Mertron** · 2012-12-13 15:23

time for the rematch of the original "waddaya mean the games not over" tie

**Deejay** · 2012-12-13 15:31

Originally Posted by Bregor

JULIO

And? Cruz is having a pedestrian year and is still doing better than that mouth breather

Not to mention Rolle has been doing work in our 3 safety sets over the past few weeks.

aint scurd

**Ishido** · 2012-12-13 15:52

Originally Posted by Deejay

And? Cruz is having a pedestrian year and is still doing better than that mouth breather

Not to mention Rolle has been doing work in our 3 safety sets over the past few weeks.

aint scurd

How to you say Cruz is having a pedestrian year when you only have one season to base that on?

**Headspace** · 2012-12-13 16:02

Originally Posted by Bregor

JULIO

I picked them to win the East.

15th in points allowed, defensive DVOA ranked 20th.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/44524

Do points allowed count pick sixes because DALTON has thrown a league leading amount. As well as picks that give great field position

**Deejay** · 2012-12-13 16:33

Originally Posted by Ishido

How to you say Cruz is having a pedestrian year when you only have one season to base that on?

Because he was held under 60 yards in 7 games this season when that only happened twice last year? And because I have eyes?

**Cail** · 2012-12-13 16:35

Originally Posted by Deejay

lol torch our secondary? matt ryan is called 2 points for a reason

i prefer The Loose Deuce

**Bregor** · 2012-12-13 16:43

I love when Deejay shows up once every three or four weeks to cherry pick negative comments about the Giants. Tell me about JPP and his devastating 6.5 sacks this year, sweetie.

**Lucavi** · 2012-12-13 16:45

Originally Posted by Bregor

I picked them to win the East.http://www.hulu.com/watch/44524

Shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

**tyven** · 2012-12-13 16:55

Originally Posted by Bregor

I love when Deejay shows up once every three or four weeks to cherry pick negative comments about the Giants. Tell me about JPP and his devastating 6.5 sacks this year, sweetie.

COLD

**Deejay** · 2012-12-13 16:55

Originally Posted by Bregor

I love when Deejay shows up once every three or four weeks to cherry pick negative comments about the Giants. Tell me about JPP and his devastating 6.5 sacks this year, sweetie.

He only has one pick 6 too, what a fraud

**Deejay** · 2012-12-13 16:59

Sacks are so last year. It's all about versatility homie. Call me when any other sack specialist is dropping back in coverage, lining up between the tackles on running downs or chasing down running backs in the open field.

I dare you

**Deejay** · 2012-12-13 17:03

Ugh, I feel dirty even calling JPP a sack specialist. That'd be like calling Jerry Rice a touchdown specialist. I mean yeah, the name fits but he was capable of so much more

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