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    After Earth (June 7, 2013)



    One thousand years after cataclysmic events forced humanity's escape from Earth, Nova Prime has become mankind's new home. Legendary General Cypher Raige returns from an extended tour of duty to his estranged family, ready to be a father to his 13-year-old son, Kitai. When an asteroid storm damages Cypher and Kitai's craft, they crash-land on a now unfamiliar and dangerous Earth. As his father lies dying in the cockpit, Kitai must trek across the hostile terrain to recover their rescue beacon. His whole life, Kitai has wanted nothing more than to be a soldier like his father. Today, he gets his chance.

    Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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    Stephen Gaghan , M. Night Shyamalan - screenplay
    Michael Soccio - additional dialogue
    Gary Whitta - screenplay

    Cast:

    Will Smith - Cypher Raige

    Jaden Smith - Kitai Raige

    Isabelle Fuhrman - Rayna
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1815862/

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    Directed by M. Night.... I'll take my chances with that Tom Cruise movie in this case

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    Trailer looks kinda cool imo. I'll give M. Night another chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blindSharingan View Post
    Trailer looks kinda cool imo. I'll give M. Night another chance.
    Go watch/rewatch The Last Airbender then come back here and say that.

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    I saw it. I'm over it.

    As horrible as it was idt there are many people that could adapt TLA to any sort of satisfactory level. I also don't think they'd do as bad a job as M. Night did but like I said I'm over it.

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    Was kind of excited till I saw the director... Not to mention this seems to be more Jaden Smith than Will Smith.

    Also lol "Everything on this planet has evolved to kill humans." What is this, the sequel to the Happening?

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    Read it as "His whole life, Jaden has wanted nothing more than to be a actor like his father. Today, he gets his chance."

    M Nights Shamalongdingdong's only "good film" was 6th sense, Unbreakable was tolerable.

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    Cast:

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    Immediately lost all interest.

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    I'm fine with Will but he needs to quit buying movies for that dumb fuck son of his. No one wants to watch that little turd try to act.

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    Re: After Earth (June 7, 2013)

    Remember his daughter's singing career? Yea... Neither does she.

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    lol yeah, both have 0 appeal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cichy View Post
    I'm fine with Will but he needs to quit buying movies for that dumb fuck son of his. No one wants to watch that little turd try to act.
    I actually like Karate Kid. But I think that was more for Jackie Chan than Smith...

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    Re: After Earth (June 7, 2013)

    What? The kid was awesome in karate kid and pursuit of happiness!

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    I will say in some scenes his acting does seem very forced.

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    Re: After Earth (June 7, 2013)

    This is just their way of shoving the kids' nonexistent talent in our faces.

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    meh

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    We have MARS right next door. If we can build giant space arks we can terraform that goddamn planet. We've had the technology to terraform mars already for years since it just involves making tons of carbon dioxide as waste to form an atmosphere. These people are retarded for ditching the galaxy when we had a viable planet next door.
    And melee weapons in future combat? At least make sure there's something to make bullets a less reasonable option I guess? If the monsters see via "fear" then why not have an invisible death robot? The entire premise works off of mankind being retarded which I guess is true since most of us are.
    Pissed off an alien species enough to cause an interstellar war when your population is prettymuch on the brink? Sounds like maybe they should have tried moving. Preferably after sneaking off some resources from the planet at the last second.

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    Re: After Earth (June 7, 2013)

    Wife and I said no.

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