'Death Star' petition to prompt White House response

**Bregor** · 2012-12-14 10:06

How about both of you Death Stop

**Qalbert** · 2012-12-14 10:34

how about no

**Acevalefor** · 2012-12-14 10:51

You are part of a Rebel Alliance!

**Odin'sLaw** · 2012-12-14 10:56

Originally Posted by Zealot

I always figured the Death Star was about the size of the moon, since that's the only comparison reference to its size we're ever given in the movies.

in the first film i'm pretty sure someone from the rebel army says "its the size of a small moon" so we could have 2 moons at least shouldn't mess up the oceans to much >.>

**Acevalefor** · 2012-12-14 10:59

Originally Posted by Odin'sLaw

in the first film i'm pretty sure someone from the rebel army says "its the size of a small moon" so we could have 2 moons at least shouldn't mess up the oceans to much >.>

Just place it in orbit opposite our cheese moon. Then we would no longer have trouble with tidal flooding. See, there's potential job creation for meteorologists for this project too!

**Qalbert** · 2012-12-14 11:04

fire death star at moon, then stand outside and collect cheesy rain for fries, nachos, etc

**Acevalefor** · 2012-12-14 11:06

Originally Posted by Qalbert

fire death star at moon, then stand outside and collect cheesy rain for fries, nachos, etc

You're onto something! Jobs for high school students and underemployed history majors in the fast food industry!

**Pirian** · 2012-12-14 11:08

Originally Posted by Bregor

How about both of you Death Stop

I think your cries are falling on death ears

**Acevalefor** · 2012-12-14 11:09

Originally Posted by Pirian

I think your cries are falling on death ears

err...you're trying too hard...

**Bregor** · 2012-12-14 11:10

Originally Posted by Pirian

I think your cries are falling on death ears

Rebellious scum!

**Pirian** · 2012-12-14 11:12

Originally Posted by Acevalefor

err...you're trying too hard...

we can't all be stars

**Uzor** · 2012-12-14 11:42

Originally Posted by Zealot

Rather than build a new one, why not convert our existing moon into a Death Star? Seems more economical.

That is true.

Could take inspiration from Iron Sky.

I'm thinking after the moon, you could move on to Mars.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2012-12-14 12:49

Originally Posted by Derock

No shit?

No shit. I'm feeling better today.

**hey** · 2012-12-14 15:16

I like how every thread now is about bane's shit.

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2012-12-14 16:47

My shit is hot shit these days.

**Ziero** · 2012-12-15 20:46

Originally Posted by Bregor

Where do I sign up to be a stormtrooper?

http://www.501st.com/ ?

Originally Posted by Odin'sLaw

in the first film i'm pretty sure someone from the rebel army says "its the size of a small moon" so we could have 2 moons at least shouldn't mess up the oceans to much >.>

It wasn't the rebel army, it was freakin Obi Wan. Luke claims that the object in the distance is a small moon and the old man is all "That's no moon, that's a space station"

Also, if they start converting the moon into a Death Star, does that mean Newt's crazy "cities on the moon" idea wasn't so crazy?

**Rhyis.** · 2012-12-15 20:47

**Kang** · 2012-12-16 00:27

Hartford Whalers?

**mallister** · 2012-12-16 01:31

i think a giant black sphere of death hovering around the planet sends the absolute perfect message to any alien species looking to stop/rest/refuel/depopulateourplanet. proceed.

**Cail** · 2012-12-16 07:08

Originally Posted by Kang

Hartford Whalers?

bring em back!

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