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  1. #1
    I Have The Clap Again
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    I need dick from the pimps, players, and even the chicks who know what the fuck women want.

    I'm losing my fucking mind in this relationship. I have a bad bitch that is a bad bitch, does anyone need the definition of that before we proceed?

    P.S The opinions of the spam women can only help if they know the type of bitch I am referring too.

    I really only want spam opinions unless anyone can vouch for other bg posters on this subject. But I really don't want other fucking posters (GD, Etc.) in here so they have to be fucking cool in ya'llz opinion.

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    okay guy I guess
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    just let her know that she means a lot to you and you just want her to be happy

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    The Anti Miz
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    wtf do you need help with? if its just help in general, the answer is to shake her. always shake her. she might swing on you or throw a brita or something, but later when she is spinning on you, you will know she is extra into it cuz you shook the shit out of her

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    how bad? is she an independent woman who don't need no man and who will repost this?

    I cry every tiem
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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Fuck bitches, get money.

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    Man this bitch is fine as fuck but a scandalous chick as well and by scandalous I mean the head game shit (bi polar as are most) I was just wondering if anyone has any experience (long term and how did shit go?) and is it even worth my fucking time? But fuck she is driving me crazy and I should never let a slut do this to me, I broke my own rule and need punished severely. I only fall for bitches like this, the ones that are like i said a bad bitch that's a bad bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    Oh man lol @ everything in here.
    ok that didn't help faggot I'm trying to be sensitive and understanding

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    To be clear it isn't love just lust and I need to know how the fuck to play this

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    The Fucking Voice of Actually
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    Ok, you say she's bad, but is she crazy?

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    So hard we fuck rocks
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    aight my fucking titan loving friend here's the deal:

    She's not bi-polar. She know's exactly what she wants, and if she's "acting" like she sorta wants you, but then not.... SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU.

    Thing is, you throw the dick good (or atleast good enough that she's getting her rocks off (do women call it that?) that she's content enough with you, HOWEVER, she doesn't want to husband you, or spend nine months squeezing out the mutated result of your sperm meeting her eggs.

    You need, and i should repeat this line: NEED TO BE RIGHT, TO TITANSS, before you can ever hope of coraling this girl into anything serious.
    What i mean is, dude you have to be completely fine, by yourself, being alone, before you can ever hope to influence another person into spending the rest of their lives with you. (if i think that's what your interested in)

    You need to be by yourself, figure out the things that you enjoy/want/need, before you can ever hope to share those things with someone you care about.

    Real talk:
    Act hard to get. don't affraid of nuthin.

  11. #11
    I would prefer not to.
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    send that bitch a smiley face

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Complimenting another nigga on his dick game? Suspect as fuck.

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Check that: Gay as fuck.

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    I literally giggled through the entire last call I took. Thanks lol
    I try

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantih View Post
    Ok, you say she's bad, but is she crazy?
    Exactly.

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    man i wish i could show you guys these texts.. wow

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    The Fucking Voice of Actually
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    This is simple then.
    You don't stick your dick in crazy, gotta move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantih View Post
    This is simple then.
    You don't stick your dick in crazy, gotta move on.
    understood, I agree

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    for the purposes of this conversation can we not call them bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    wtf do you need help with? if its just help in general, the answer is to shake her. always shake her. she might swing on you or throw a brita or something, but later when she is spinning on you, you will know she is extra into it cuz you shook the shit out of her
    What more needs to be said?

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