How to sell a engagement ring.

**Cail** · 2012-12-25 10:49

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

ps

lame

**Churchill** · 2012-12-25 10:50

Originally Posted by Odon

Church, I have new found respect for you. You and I need to go pop some titties in the reals.

we both have a love for an australian actress too

**SephYuyX** · 2012-12-25 11:04

Originally Posted by Abandon

Nice try, but we all know damn well that's not what you meant. Stop trying to look hard in front of your internet buddies.

Im just trying to impress you, baby <3

**Abandon** · 2012-12-25 11:24

gay

foopy · 2012-12-25 12:24

Okay, no pics. I'll just have to use my imagination.

And here is what i imagine:

Guy: 5'8 @ 145lbs. Shitty haircut, if any. Not ugly, just just boring as fuck looking. 3inch dick when flaccid, but doubles in girth and length when excited to a respectable size. Given the scrawny thigh muscles (lack thereof) dick gets optical illusion bonus size. Kudos.

Girl: 5'2 @ 105lbs. Hipster look, short hair. A solid 6.5 at first glance. Has just recently discovered guys will do nice things to her if she is flirty and cutesy. Her perky tits pop out against her tiny frame and she now takes advantage of her new found powers and dresses accordingly. Her new style and self confidence is brimming. Her once toned and tight vag used to think a solid six inches was a lot to handle. however after a few sessions with tyrone, she is pleasantly surprised by not only how much raw cock she can accommodate, but also that she can squirt for distance.

Sell the ring asap.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-12-25 12:25

And Merry Christmas Aylee lmfao.

**Churchill** · 2012-12-25 12:28

lol...

**Moss** · 2012-12-25 12:32

Originally Posted by Churchill

Another big thing is learning that what you expect to get out of a woman right now, she will never give you. Men are the romantics pretending to be realists, and women are the realists pretending to be romantic. Men's bonding emotions are way more attuned than womens, women will cut ties in a heartbeat and be over the relationship or whatever without a second thought. You need to get some bros and love them like spartan brothers and forget about this true love bullshit.

Wow that is really perceptive, kudos

**Aylee** · 2012-12-25 12:39

Originally Posted by foopy

Okay, no pics. I'll just have to use my imagination.

And here is what i imagine:

Guy: 5'8 @ 145lbs. Shitty haircut, if any. Not ugly, just just boring as fuck looking. 3inch dick when flaccid, but doubles in girth and length when excited to a respectable size. Given the scrawny thigh muscles (lack thereof) dick gets optical illusion bonus size. Kudos.

Girl: 5'2 @ 105lbs. Hipster look, short hair. A solid 6.5 at first glance. Has just recently discovered guys will do nice things to her if she is flirty and cutesy. Her perky tits pop out against her tiny frame and she now takes advantage of her new found powers and dresses accordingly. Her new style and self confidence is brimming. Her once toned and tight vag used to think a solid six inches was a lot to handle. however after a few sessions with tyrone, she is pleasantly surprised by not only how much raw cock she can accommodate, but also that she can squirt for distance.

Sell the ring asap.

I'll help u out a little.

I'm 5'10 135 pounds she was 140 (idk now she said birth control shot making her eat like mad) and around 5'6. Far from hipster look. Hot as fuck for Alabama standards (yes she has all her teeth, we don't all look like the trash the tv shows). Had long hair, cut it short for ~2 years and is now growing it back out for the past ~8 months.

Won't bother elaborating on the rest lol

**Brill Weave** · 2012-12-25 12:49

I'm 5'10 135 pounds

Are you dying?

**vagus** · 2012-12-25 12:50

Hot as fuck for Alabama standards

.
So she's a 5 on the the scale?

**Aylee** · 2012-12-25 12:58

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Are you dying?

Can't gain weight worth shit. Been drinking whey shakes twice a day and working out 3 times a day and haven't gained a pound after 1 1/2 months was hoping the muscle would help add some pounds.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-12-25 13:00

Originally Posted by Aylee

Can't gain weight worth shit. Been drinking whey shakes twice a day and working out 3 times a day and haven't gained a pound after 1 1/2 months was hoping the muscle would help add some pounds.

Try eating.

**Aylee** · 2012-12-25 13:06

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Try eating.

Fuck is that all it takes?

**Brill Weave** · 2012-12-25 13:08

Ask Qalbert.

BAM MOTHER FUCKER!

**Brill Weave** · 2012-12-25 13:09

<3 Qbert

**Rhyis.** · 2012-12-25 13:13

It's fucking Christmas, and shots were fired lol

**Brill Weave** · 2012-12-25 13:17

He had it coming.

**Aylee** · 2012-12-25 13:25

Is it sad I have no idea who the hell qalbert is? Or am missing something

**Cail** · 2012-12-25 13:26

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Ask Qalbert.

BAM MOTHER FUCKER!

Damn bro

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