How to sell a engagement ring.

[Brill Weave]

Is it sad I have no idea who the hell qalbert is? Or am Iissing something

Go to your room. Christmas is cancelled.

[Seanr]

Ear lots of pbj sandwiches

[Abandon]

yo, fat jokes on christmas? WHY WASN'T I ALERTED

[Abandon]

hot for 'bama standards is pretty decent, but fuck off, pics or gtfo. yes, i'm kicking you out of your thread

[Moss]

women in the south are hot, period. you don't need to use that as a qualifier unless you live in a bumfuck town

[Abandon]

You obviously haven't been to Houston. There's more poundage than the Forth Worth Stockyards, real talk

[Moss]

I didn't say anything bad about H-tine/Austin, I visit regularly

[Abandon]

Houston is absolute garbage and should do as Cali and break off and float the fuck away. Austin is fucking gold though

[Odin'sLaw]

Can't gain weight worth shit. Been drinking whey shakes twice a day and working out 3 times a day and haven't gained a pound after 1 1/2 months was hoping the muscle would help add some pounds.

if it doesn't kill you then....well you'll gain the weight

[Abandon]

I had one, it was delicious.

[Odin'sLaw]

I had one, it was delicious.

considering this next Christmas since there will be 15+ people for lunch

[Abandon]

It was only 3 of us. Completely demolished. Was Thanksgiving.

[Aylee]

if it doesn't kill you then....well you'll gain the weight

looks fucking amazing but how long would it take to fucking cook that shit? or did they cook it in layers

[shaddix]

Count your calories, it's easy. 5'10 you should be at least 170 even if you don't lift at all.

[Aylee]

Count your calories, it's easy. 5'10 you should be at least 170 even if you don't lift at all.

Never bothered counting because of my eating habits, I don't eat portions I just grab family size quantities of shit and eat till im full so never been sure about how to total those calories. Doesn't help that I had to stop drinking soft drinks for the most part. That cut out ~2,000 calories a day.

[Izzy]

Never bothered counting because of my eating habits, I don't eat portions I just grab family size quantities of shit and eat till im full so never been sure about how to total those calories. Doesn't help that I had to stop drinking soft drinks for the most part. That cut out ~2,000 calories a day.

Pops are about 200~ calories.

You drank 10 cans of soda a day? I guess we were all wrong, she probably left you because you have rotting Alabama teeth.

[The Blackrose]

Ask Qalbert.








BAM MOTHER FUCKER!

Damn, someone's still bitter over all the RE6 jokes.

[AoE]

Damn, someone's still bitter over all the RE6 jokes.

lol

[shaddix]

Never bothered counting because of my eating habits, I don't eat portions I just grab family size quantities of shit and eat till im full so never been sure about how to total those calories. Doesn't help that I had to stop drinking soft drinks for the most part. That cut out ~2,000 calories a day.

Well why would you expect to gain weight if you stop after you're full

[shepardG]

sound's like your eating all the wrong things.

luckily all that pussy you ate is gone now, cause if those weren't empty calories, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS! baZING!